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Battlin' Billy - Student  |
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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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Loaf - Ex-Student 
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lemmie try a corny one: Two martial artists are in a bar, when #1 slaps #2. Naturally #2 who got slapped started cursing at #1 who slapped him. Then #1 said "jeez, Tai Chi..."  _______________ The Notorious Conversation Killer |
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koushka - Student 
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LOL the pain it is unbearable *said with a french accent* _______________ Faithful Padawan of {SKX}Dark Blade My profile pic is luke skywalker
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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ROFL! i actually grabbed my crotch at that one  _______________ make install -not war |
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Takoa - Student 
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Sorry i havent posted ne jokes netime soon....i have been realy sick.....: This one is called, "The Three Chinese Tortures" There is a guy driving down an old contry road in his nice blue Corvet when suddenly his car breaks down. He looks around and see a house so he walks over to it and knocks on the door. A farmer awnsers the door and the man says, "Excuse me sir, but my car broke down, its the blue Corvet over there, and i was wondering if i could use your phone." The farmer lets him in and the man uses the phone. The man says to the farmer, "The tow-man will be here tommorow morning so i was wondering if i could sleep here for the night." the farmer replies with a yes and invites him to eat dinner with him and his duaghter. So the man sits down and the daughter comes in and she is most beutiful thing you have ever seen...........so they finish dinner and before they goto bed the farmer takes the man aside and says,"If you do anything with my daughter tonight then i will have to do the Three Chinese Tortures on you." The man nodes and they goto bed. In the middle of the night the daughter comes in the room and they have a little "fun" but they are a little to loud and it wakes up the farmer. He then bursts into the room surprised and with a realy pissed off emotion in his face yells at his daughter and says, "I told u not todo nething with my duaghter, now i will have todo The Three Chinese Tortures on you." The man looks at him but then falls asleep. When the man wakes up he sees a rock on his chest with a plaque on it that says, "First Chinese Torture:50-Pound Rock On Chest." The man looks at the rock, picks it up, and throws it out the window seeing he has thrown in over a cliff. On the window sill there is another plaque that reads, "Second Chinese Torture:Right Testicle Tied To Rock." The man screams and jumps out the window over the cliff. As he is falling to his death a little birdy flys down and the man sees another plaque on the bird that reads,"Third Chinese Torture:Left Testicle Tied To Bedpost." _______________ If you were to stab me in the heart, i would apologize for bleeding on your shirt. -Love may not make the world go round, instead it makes the whole ride worthwhile. |
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Fizz of Belouve - Student 
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geez, they' are daddy daddy jokes over here, and I know tons of them... hehe ...but Daddy, I do not want to go to America! Shut up and swim on! Daddy, I dont want to play with grandma. Put away the bones then! Daddy, I dont like grandpa. Shut up and chew down! Dady, I dont want to go to australia. hut up and get back to digging again! - more to come - _______________ One of the Belouve boys, founder of the mighty FiZZsters Midbie council #20 - Fizz - #1933 - Jan '03 - Aug '04 "Renfield, you idiot!" |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!! Actually, I've heard the Mommy, Mommy joke b4 and there are 2 others I know: "Mommy, Mommy! Do we need to eat spagetti again?" "Shutup or I'll take the veins from your other leg!" "Mommy, Mommy! Do we need to visit Grandma again?" "Shutup and keep digging!" Once upon a time there was a man who was peacefully driving down a windy road. Suddenly, a bunny skipped across the road and the man couldn't stop. He hit the bunny head on. The man quickly jumped out of his car to check the scene. There, lying lifeless in the middle of the road, was the Easter Bunny. The man cried out, "Oh no! I have committed a terrible crime! I have run over the Easter Bunny!" The man started sobbing quite hard and then he heard another car approaching. It was a woman in a red convertible. The woman stopped and asked what the problem was. The man explained, "I have done something horribly sad. I have run over the Easter Bunny. Now there will be no one to deliver eggs on Easter, and it's all my fault." The woman ran back to her car. A moment later, she came back carrying a spray bottle. She ran over to the motionless bunny and sprayed it. The bunny immediately sprang up, ran into the woods, stopped, and waved back at the man and woman. Then it ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved. It then ran another 10 feet, stopped, and waved again. It did this over and over and over again until the man and the woman could no longer see the bunny. Once out of sight, the man exclaimed, "What is that stuff in that bottle?" The woman replied, "It's harespray. It revitalizes hare and adds permanent wave." _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Barabbas - Student 
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Small, Stupid Child: Mummy Mummy, Im walking 'round in circles! Mother; Shutup kid, or I'll nail your other foot to the floor! By the way, has anyone heard the baby jokes? _______________ Screen Name: Barabbas |
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Flamori Athena - Student 
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A man said to his wife one morning: "Dear, the most amazing thing happened to me last night! I went to the bathroom to pee, and when I opened the door, the light came on by itself!" The wife shouted, "You've been pissing in the refridgerator again, you idiot!" _______________ «±» 21st on the Midbie Council, Profile ID: 2027 «±» True wisdom is the knowledge that you know nothing. |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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3 guys are on a trip, and decide to sleep the night in a hotel. "sorry" said the hotel manager "we've only got a single room left" "we'll take it" said one of the guys So they go up to their room and see that its only got one double bed, and decide to all sleep in it as the floor is cold and dirty. The next morning, the guy on the left end of the bed wakes up and says "wow, I had the msot amazing dream last night, I felt like I was getting a handjob" The second guy on the right hand side of the bed says "whaoh, really ? me too!!" Then the guy in the middle sits up and says "Weird, I felt like I was skiing" (get it ? the ski poles, you know......) <dies> _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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LOL!!! I like the bell-ringer ones!!! Miss Bea was in her 80's and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all. The pastor came to call on her one afternoon early in the Spring and she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea. As he sat facing her old pump organ, the minister noticed a cut glass bowl setting on top of it, filled with water. In the water floated, of all things, a condom. Imagine his shock and surprise. Imagine his curiosity; surely Miss Bea had flipped! But he certainly couldn't mention the strange sight in her parlor. When she returned with tea and cookies they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl and its strange floater, but soon it got the best of him, and he could resist no longer. "Miss Bea," he said, "I wonder if you would tell me about this." Pointing to the bowl. "Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful! I was walking down town last fall and I found this little package. It said to put it on your organ and keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know, I think it is working, I haven't had a cold all winter!" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Takoa - Student 
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hmm.....no one has posted another joke sept me...oh well here are two more: There is a Dumb Blonde on the highway and she gets a call on her cell-phone. She picks it up and it is one of her friends who says, "There is this special bulletin on the TV saying there is this maniac driving on the wrong side of the highway." The Blonde replies, "One maniac....THERE'S HUNDREDS OF THEM!!!!" ______________________________ The reason there are two jokes today is some poeple dont thing the above joke is funny. only thing is i dont care about those poeple .Here is the other joke:Three guys wake up and they look around to find out that they are on this plateu which is surrounded by ocean. They are about 50 feet above the water so they are no where near thinking about jumping. So as they look around one of them finds a lamp. He calls the other two over while he rubs the lamp. A genie comes out of the lamp saying this, "Why hello there, since u have freed me from that cramp prison I will do something special for u.....not wishes....Instead, when u run off this cliff and yell out something u will be then be changed into that thing." So the first guy thinks about it, stands up, and jumps off the cliff yelling, "A BIRD!!!" Then the genie turns him into a bird. The Second guy gets up, jumps off the cliff and yells, "A FISH!!!" and the genie turns him into a fish. The Third guy gets up, starts running toward the cliff.............but slips and while he is falling off the cliff he yells, "OH CRAP!!!!" and the genie turned him into a big piece of....well u know...... _______________ If you were to stab me in the heart, i would apologize for bleeding on your shirt. -Love may not make the world go round, instead it makes the whole ride worthwhile. |
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Takoa - Student
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And once again.....Here is another: Part 1:This joke is after The Hunchback of Notre Dam had played a buetiful piece, but on the last note, he slipped and fell to his death. So the Cardinal is looking for a new bell ringer, and he is holding these auditions. So poeple come and everyone kinda.....sorta....SUCKS, but before the cardinal closes the auditions this man comes in, and this man has no arms. He walks up to the Cardinal and says, "Hello sir, I would like to audition for the bell ringing job here." The cardinal looks at him strangely and says, "But how will u hit the bells? You have no arms." The man looks at him and says, "Here just watch." So he and the Cardinal go up to the bells and this man, he plays this buetiful piece but he is hitting the bells with his face! On the last note, though, he slips and falls to his death. The cardinal , suprised, runs down the stairs seeing this group of monks forming around the body of this man. When the Cardinal gets down to the body one of the monks looks up and says, "Father, do you know this man?" The Cardinal looks at him and says, "No, but his face sure rings a bell." Part 2: So the Cardinal is still looking for a bell ringer, and he is having the auditions and as before everyone kinda.........sorta.......SUCKS! Right before he is about to close the auditions, this man comes in(he has arms) and walks up to the Cardinal and says, "Hello, my brother was the one who died here yesterday. I would like to fufill my brother's wish of becoming the bell ringer here." The Cardinal thinks to himself, "Hmm if his brother was realy good, this guys also must be realy good." So he and the Cardinal go up to the bells, and the man grabs the mallet and starts playing this beutiful piece. But, as before, on the last note he slips and falls to his death. The Cardinal runs down the stairs seeing this crowd of monks forming around the body. When the Cardinal gets to the body, one of the monks looks at him and says, "Father do you know this man?" The Cardinal replies, "No, but he's a dead ringer for his brother." I would like to thank my dad for this joke. ______________________________ another to come tommorow _______________ If you were to stab me in the heart, i would apologize for bleeding on your shirt. -Love may not make the world go round, instead it makes the whole ride worthwhile. |
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Takoa - Student
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Hmm... well here is yet another joke: There are 4 engineers and they are talking to each other, and after a while they decide to goto lunch together. So they get in one of the engineer's car and start to drive to a resturant. After a while the car breaks down and each one has in their mind something they think is the problem. The first engineer says, " Im a Mechanical Engineer and I say there is something wrong with your gears." The second engineer says, "Im an Electrical Engineer and I say something is wrong with your battery." The third engineer says, " Im a Hydraulic Engineer and I say you have a problem in your fuel line." The fourth one looks at the rest and says, "Here, lets turn off the car, open the doors, get out, close the doors, open them, get back in, and start the car again. Im a Computer Engineer." _________________________________________________ That one u might not laugh at but most poeple like this next one: There is this Bar and in that Bar is a bartender(DUH). Well this bartender is looking around the bar and he see's this man who looks about 21, maybe 22 years old. This man has 7 shots of alchohol in front of him, and he is downing them pretty fast. The bartender walks over to him and says, "Hmm something realy bad must have happened if u have that many shots ur going to drink." The man looks at him and says, "No, actualy I had my first Blow Job today." The bartendar says, "Oh!! Congratulations, here let me get u a shot on the house." The man replies, "Oh no that wont be neccesary. If the other 7 shots havent gotten the taste out of my mouth then I dont think another will.": _______________ If you were to stab me in the heart, i would apologize for bleeding on your shirt. -Love may not make the world go round, instead it makes the whole ride worthwhile. |
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Jello` - Student 
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LOL, ive heard that one before billy, its still funny though. So, theres a lady at the doctors office and she says "Doctor, Me nor my husband has had sex in years and i want to increase his sex drive" "Have you triend giving him viagra?" "No, he wont even take asprin if he has a headache" "Well, smash it up and put it in the coffee, he wont tell the difference" So she leaves and does it and comes back 1 week later "so how did it go?" the doctor said "terrible, just terrible doc" "what went wrong?" "Well, i had the best sex i ever had in 25 years, he drank his coffee and we had sex right there on the table" "So whats wrong?" "I can never show my face in McDonalds again" _______________ Brady Brothers: Orion-Greg, Furi0us-Peter, Me-Bobby. Long lost cousin to Flash. Midbie Council #007. Ex-JAK. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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LOL!!! I like 'em! Keep 'em coming! OK, this is a long one, but worth the read: A business man was getting ready to go on a long business trip. He knew his wife was a flirtatious sort with an extremely healthy sex drive, so he thought he'd buy her a little something to keep her occupied while he was gone. He went to a store that sold sex toys and started looking around. He was browsing through the dildos, looking for something special to please his wife, and started talking to the old man behind the counter. He explained his situation. The old man said, "Well, We have vibrating dildos, special attachments and so on, but I don't know of anything that will keep her occupied for weeks, except---" and he stopped. "Except what?" the man asked. "Nothing, nothing." "C'mon, tell me! I need something!" "Well, sir, I don't usually mention this, but there is The Voodoo Pecker." "So what's up with this Voodoo Pecker?" he asked. The old man reached under the counter, and pulled out a very old wooden box, carved with strange symbols and erotic images. He opened it, and there lay an ordinary-looking dildo. The businessman laughed, and said "Big damn deal. It looks like every other dildo in this shop!" The old man replied, "But you haven't seen what it'll do yet." He pointed to a door and said "Voodoo Pecker, the door." The Voodoo Pecker miraculously rose out of its box, darted over to the door, and started pounding the keyhole. The whole door shook wildly with the vibrations, so much so that a crack began to form down the middle. Before the door split, the old man said "Voodoo Pecker, return to box!" The Voodoo Pecker stopped, levitated back to the box and lay there quiet once more. "I'll take it!" said the businessman. The guy took it home to his wife, told her it was a special dildo and that to use it, all she had to do was say "Voodoo Pecker, my crotch." After he'd been gone a few days, the wife was unbearably horny and remembered the Voodoo Pecker. She undressed, opened the box and said "Voodoo Pecker, my crotch!" The Voodoo Pecker shot to her crotch and started pumping. It was absolutely incredible, like nothing she'd ever experienced before. After three mind-shattering orgasms, she became very exhausted and decided she'd had enough. She tried to pull it out, but it was stuck in her, still thrusting. She tried and tried to get it out, but nothing worked. Her husband had forgotten to tell her how to shut it off. Worried, she decided to go to the hospital to see if they could help. She put her clothes on, got in the car and started to drive, quivering with every thrust of the dildo. On the way, another incredibly intense orgasm made her swerve all over the road. A police officer saw this and immediately pulled her over. He asked for her license, and then asked how much she'd had to drink. Gasping and twitching, she explained, "I haven't had anything to drink, officer. You see, I've got this Voodoo Pecker thing stuck in my crotch and it won't stop!" The officer looked at her for a second, shook his head and in an arrogant voice replied, "Yeah, right... Voodoo Pecker, my ass." _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Takoa - Student
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I hope to add many jokes here and here is just one: There is a Dumb Blonde Worker and a Dumb Blonde Supervisor are working on a house. The Supervisor is watching the Worker in suprise. The Worker picks up a nail, hammers it in, picks up another nail, throws it away, picks up another nail, throws it away, picks up another, hammers it in, etc. etc. So the Supervisor walks over to the Worker and asks, "What are you doing? You are throwing away half the nails!" The Worker replies," Look at the nails, the ones I throw away have the heads on the wrong side." The Supervisor looks at her shaking her head and says, " No you idoit, those are for the other side of the house!!!!!" _______________ If you were to stab me in the heart, i would apologize for bleeding on your shirt. -Love may not make the world go round, instead it makes the whole ride worthwhile. |
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Jake Kainite - Student
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A guy has just got a job on an oil rig The manager is showing him round, sleeping quarters, kictchen etc They guy says to the manager "Theres no women here, what do you guys do for sexual release?" The manager smiles and replies to the bloke "We've got a barrel downstairs with a hole in it" The guy is surprised "Really?" The manager replies "Yeah, you should go down tonight and give it a go" Well, the bloke is quite and adventurous guy, and is curious "Yeah, alright, I will!" So that night he goes down, whips his thing out *zzippp* *Floopp* and shoves it in the hole and starts humping away. The next morning the guy goes up to the manager, with a massive smile on his face "Wow, that was the best sex I've ever had" The manager says "see, I told you" The guys continues "Yeah, I think I'll go down again tonight and have another go" The managers expression suddenly changes to a confused look. "No you can't do that" "Why not?" says the guy The manager replies "Cos its your turn in the barrel!!" BOOM BOOM _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Somewhere in a city park stood two beautiful statues, one female and the other male - both nude. These two statues faced each other for many, many years. (Naked, remember!). Early one morning an angel appeared before the statues and said, "The two of you have been truly exemplary statues and have brought enjoyment to many people that have visited the park over the years. I am hereby authorized by God to give you the greatest wish that can be bestowed on you. I grant you the gift of life albeit a limited offer. You have 30 minutes to do whatever your hearts desire. And with that command, the two statues came to life. They smiled at each other, slowly moved their limbs about in wonderment, looked all around and then at their own bodies and finally back at each other. Still smiling they then ran to the nearby woods and dived behind a large bush. The angel smiled to herself as she listened to the giggling bushes rustling and twigs snapping. Even angels knew of such things! After fifteen minutes, the two statues emerged from the bushes looking extremely satisfied and wearing nothing but even bigger smiles than before. Puzzled, the angel looked at her watch and said to them, "You still have fifteen minutes. Wouldn't you like to continue?" The male statue looked at the female and asked, "Do you want to do it again? "OH, YES!", the female statue replied. "But this time YOU hold the pigeon down and I'LL crap on his head! _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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An engineer died and ended up in Hell. He was not pleased with the level of comfort in Hell, and began to redesign and build improvements. After a while, they had toilets that flush, air conditioning, and escalators. Everyone grew very fond of him. One day God called to Satan to mock him, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?" Satan replied, "Hey, things are great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next." God was surprised, "What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake. He should never have gotten down there in the first place. Send him back up here." "No way," replied Satan. "I like having an engineer, and I'm keeping him." God threatened, "Send him back up here now or I'll sue!" Satan laughed and answered, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Well, they can't all be winners! Oh well. Two aliens landed in the West Texas desert near an abandoned gasstation. They approached one of the gas pumps, and one of the aliens addressed it, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. Take us to your leader." The gas pump, of course, didn't respond. The alien repeaded the greeting. There was no response. The alien, annoyed by what he perceived to be the gas pump's haughty attitude, drew his ray gun, and said impatiently, "Greetings, Earthling. We come in peace. How dare you ignore us in this way! Take us to your leader or I'll fire!" The other alien shouted to his comrad, "No, you don't want to make him mad!" But before he finished his warning, the first alien fired. There was a huge explosion that blew both of them 200 meters into the desert where they landed in a heap. When they finally regained consciousness, the one who fired turned to the other one and said, "What a ferocious creature! It nearly killed us! How did you know it was so dangerous?" The other alien answered, "If there is one thing I have learned during my travels through the galaxy, when a guy has a penis he can wrap around himself twice and then stick it in his own ear, you don't want to mess with him!" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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LOL kinda lame though... A husband and wife, out enjoying a round of golf, were about to tee off on the third hole, which was lined with beautiful homes. The wife hit her shot and the ball began to slice - her shot was headed directly at a very large plate glass window. Much to her surprise, the ball smashed through the window and shattered it into a million pieces. They felt compelled to see what damage was done and drove off to see what happened. When they peeked inside the house, they found no one there. The husband called out and no one answered. Upon further investigation, they saw a small gentleman sitting on the couch with a turban on his head. The wife asked the man, "Do you live here?" "No, someone just hit a ball through the window, knocked over the vase you see there, freeing me from that little bottle. I am so grateful!" he answered. The wife asked, "Are you a genie?" "Oh, why yes I am. In fact, I am so grateful I will grant you two wishes, and the third I will keep for myself," the man replied. The husband and wife agreed on two wishes - one was for a scratch handicap for the husband, to which the wife readily agreed. The other was for an income of $1,000,000 per year forever. The genie nodded his head and said, "Done!" The genie now said, "For my wish, I would like to have my way with your wife. I have not been with a woman for many years, and after all, I made you a scratch golfer and a millionaire." The husband and wife agreed. After the genie and wife were finished, the genie asked the wife, "How long have you been married?" To which she responded, "Three years." The genie then asked, "How old is your husband?" To which she replied, "31 years old" The genie then asked, "And how long has he been believing in this genie crap?" _______________ make install -not war |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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LOL!!! I don't get the 1st one though. I guess someone being a biscuit is a Brittish thing. K, here's 2-days Joke-Du-Jour! A Polar bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I'll have a gin...............................and tonic." The bartender asks, "What's with the big pause?" The bear says, "I dunno, I've always had them." _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Loaf - Ex-Student
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funny, but if the forth one was alone, how did another koala fall after him? _______________ The Notorious Conversation Killer |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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Double post man. _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Barabbas - Student
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I have 4 jokes. From worse to best. (in my opinion) 1. Q. Why did the plane crash? A. Because the pilot was a biscuit. (Note: I think this joke is lame though my brother ROFL when anyone tells it???) 2. An Irish Wolfhound lay in the sun all day chewing a bone. When he stood up his leg fell off! 3. Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? It was nailed to the first one. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? It thought it was a game. Why did the forth koala fall out of the tree? It didn't want to be left alone. Why did the fifth koala fall out of the tree? It was hit by a fridge. Why did the kangaroo die? It was hit by 5 koalas and a fridge 4. A little boy walked up to his mother and asked "Mummy, why am I named "Leaf"? His mother replied "Because when you were a baby a beautiful green leaf floated down from a tree, and landed on your head." A second small child approached up to his mother and asks "Mummy, why am I called "Feather"? His mother replied "Because when you were a tiny baby a feather floated down and landed on your head." The third child came up to his mother and said incomprehensibly in a spastic tone of voice "Dwah bwuh gah bah muehhhhh" His mother replied "Shut up Fridge!" _______________ Screen Name: Barabbas |
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