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Mike "planK"
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Allegedly runs this place sometimes. EU SC2: planK#293
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Kenyon - Lord of the Dance 
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A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Michael Plank. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Plank, he called himself Plankcore. Now, Plankcore, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the JJ that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.
They call Edinburgh the City of easily attainable liguor. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Edinburgh and thisahere story I'm about to unfold--wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early nineties--just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the JJ here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's Plankcore, in Edinburgh, Scotland. ...and even if he's a lazy man, and JJ is certainly that--quite possibly the laziest man in the Jedi Academy. ...which would place him high in the runnin' for busiest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man. Wal, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced him enough. This comment was edited by Virtue on May 18 2007 03:00pm. |
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Falor Windrider - Student 
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 666 comments made  _______________ Jedi Knight of the Jedi Order [JO] www.thejedi-order.com |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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lolz... Ex-King. wtfz h4x bbq _______________ make install -not war |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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Banned on comment 666 BRIILLIANT!! _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" |
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SaZ - Student 
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lol banned again.
come back soon. _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Jade Jedi - Retired 
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WTF Baned again, I hope not for good.
I'm in the Infantry, 2nd Battalion the Royal Australian Regiment, been there 18 yrs now. _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. |
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JP - Academy Pimp 
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This better not be permanent...
*edit* FFS JJ!! left me fightin up hill for you on this one...altho...now the joke is highly amusing... _______________ Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??" This comment was edited by JP on Jul 12 2007 05:17pm. |
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Katan - Student 
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Boo! _______________ |
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Henkes - Student 
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And wth do you not accept friend requests from bands on myspace, how are we supposed to be buddies now?! _______________ Get on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo! |
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Henkes - Student 
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Whoohoo,
driving around in tanks eh? not gonna invite you over for a glass of whiskey then, you'll wreck my house... lol Yeah, i've got a nice (read: expensive!!  ) wireless set that doesn't mess up my sound 
a Sennheiser Evolution G2 EW-372! Can definately recommend it if you have the credits. But hell, get yourself a geetah again and we'll set up some kind of 'Bitch-and-whine' (singer-songwriter) contest in here! _______________ Get on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo! |
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Bubu - Hubbub
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Be proud of me O King, I'm learning to play zee geetah. _______________ make install -not war |
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Tigerclaw - Student 
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Riding in winter isn't great, yeah you must wrap up warm. It's best to wear lots of THIN layers for the best warmth. Always wear protective clothing! In winter I usually wear Gortex stuff, it's still protective, but some can be waterproof to an extent There's always a full length waterproof suit. I wear that in really bad rain.
The biggest problem with winter, believe it or not, is the salt on the roads. That destroys the bike quicker than anything else  As soon they started salting the roads this past winter, I stopped riding My bike still looks pretty good because of it, and why pay all that money only to have it ruined by ONE winter?
So yeah, watch out for the gritter lorries, and wrap yourself up warm
Riding in adverse conditions requires SMOOTH riding, don't snatch at the brakes or throttle. Leave lots of room in front and avoid emergency stops in the bad weather. Be smooth all the time. Not only will it keep you alive, it will make you a better rider
That's my advice okay _______________ Geriatric single User, with a touch of Staff now and again. Influenced by Dash Starlight, Jaina. Janus, and Gradius in staff. And in yellow stance. Jaina D'Kana, who really helped me when I first joined the Academy and Jaiko D'Kana, who's classes I took in the begining. Proud owner of _Muro_'s 400th ACK! comment. Avatar by the one and only Majno . Padawan to Dash Starlight This comment was edited by Tigerclaw on Jul 07 2007 01:48pm. |
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SaZ - Student
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Quote: They're in it because everyone hates you and Virtue thought putting hilts into the maps before you even joined the academy would be a good way to irritate you upon arrival.
lmao <3 _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Tigerclaw - Student
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Avatar courtesy of Majno. I'm afraid I haven't got an artististic bone in my body
Life's not too bad. Hope you are getting on well, and life is treating you well _______________ Geriatric single User, with a touch of Staff now and again. Influenced by Dash Starlight, Jaina. Janus, and Gradius in staff. And in yellow stance. Jaina D'Kana, who really helped me when I first joined the Academy and Jaiko D'Kana, who's classes I took in the begining. Proud owner of _Muro_'s 400th ACK! comment. Avatar by the one and only Majno . Padawan to Dash Starlight |
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Henkes - Student
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Awesome stuff Mikeh!
Yeah i'm still playing that branch they call a geetaar. Playing in 3 bands at the moment actually... haha... recently bought a wireless set and a neaty-o effectsprocessor to pimp up my sound a bit
Going back to the army eh? GL with that!! _______________ Get on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo! |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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My liege, thou hast brought much honour to thy kingdom. It is a great day! For today... we dance!
O|-< O/-< O\-< O|-< Hot damn! _______________ make install -not war |
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Henkes - Student
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I'm doing great man!
So what you been upto lately? _______________ Get on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo! |
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Henkes - Student
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MIKEH!!!
How you been pal? _______________ Get on your feet and do the Funky Alfonzo! |
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Lirael - Jedi Council 
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You do realise that's a mirror you're holding up? I'm surprised you haven't cracked it yet
BUMFACE  _______________ I can write my name with my sparkler. My sparkler > your lightsabre |
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Falor Windrider - Student
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JAMAICA, WE HAVE A BOBSLED TEAM! _______________ Jedi Knight of the Jedi Order [JO] www.thejedi-order.com |
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thedestroyer - Student 
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how did ya get that -King on your account (I want -Hairbrained Idea Maker)? |
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Liso - Student 
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I'll remember that! For that one day you'll come to holland and I'LL BE THERE! Mhwuauahahahahah! _______________ "We make a living out of what we get, we make a life out of what we give." |
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Liso - Student 
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Quote: iPlank, haha, brilliant. I am far, far too amused by that.
First I thought I friend of mine was online, cuz he always has an 'i' in front of his name (iJelle) Anyway, yeah.. maybeh I want yo uto do the dishes nekkid, but you'll never know!  _______________ "We make a living out of what we get, we make a life out of what we give." |
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Falor Windrider - Student
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That melon is for display purposes only, sir. _______________ Jedi Knight of the Jedi Order [JO] www.thejedi-order.com |
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House - Student 
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iPlank, haha, brilliant. I am far, far too amused by that. |
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Menaxia - Student 
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Hey King Canute - How do your Pine trees grow? _______________ This is not the place to look for me |
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