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Allegedly runs this place sometimes. EU SC2: planK#293

Location:  Edinburgh, Scotland
Padawans  Virtue
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Last Comment:  User: Virtue
Comments Made:  2066

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May 18 2007 10:46am

Kenyon
 - Lord of the Dance
 Kenyon

A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Michael Plank. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Plank, he called himself Plankcore. Now, Plankcore, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the JJ that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.

They call Edinburgh the City of easily attainable liguor. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Edinburgh and thisahere story I'm about to unfold--wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early nineties--just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man.

And I'm talkin' about the JJ here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's Plankcore, in Edinburgh, Scotland.

...and even if he's a lazy man, and JJ is certainly that--quite possibly the laziest man in the Jedi Academy.

...which would place him high in the runnin' for busiest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man.

Wal, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced him enough.

This comment was edited by Virtue on May 18 2007 03:00pm.


Aug 02 2007 04:40am

Hardwired
 - Retired
 Hardwired

Lets just say we got no shortage of crime. :P
It's fun if not a tad stressful at times. And yourself?

- HW
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::Nothing wrong with a little shooting.....as long as the right people get shot::

Aug 01 2007 03:12pm

Hardwired
 - Retired
 Hardwired

Thank you kindly.

- HW
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::Nothing wrong with a little shooting.....as long as the right people get shot::

Aug 01 2007 07:28am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

break yoself fooz!@
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I fite for teh usars!1

Aug 01 2007 06:27am

Siren_Mintaka
 - Student
 Siren_Mintaka

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this fucking game sucks total ass u know why cuz the fuckin severs dont fuckin work who ever made this up needs a kick in their dame head:mad::mad::mad::empire::alliance:


No, you big ol' throbbing knob, YOU need to remove yourself from the gene pool. The servers work. You're just a failure. Get out.


iPlank wins at life. Forever.

- Rin
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Former padawan of RoseRed, and cofounder of the Wii! Triumvirate! Quote:
In the words of Old Ben, "Not as retarded or as stupid as a public, but an elegant community for a more civilized age." - Jedi_Pimp


Jul 30 2007 09:35pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Why yes, I would like that very much!

Jul 29 2007 12:56pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

I like your pussy.

Jul 29 2007 12:51pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

im in ur kitcen, eatin ur pops
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I'm crazy, not stupid.

Jul 28 2007 04:23pm

Sared
 - Retired
 Sared

im in ur bowels, steelin' ur movements
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I'm crazy, not stupid.

Jul 27 2007 07:27pm

master potter
 - Ex-Student

yeah but do i have to download it:confused::alliance:
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Jul 27 2007 05:11pm

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

Thanks! :D

Jul 27 2007 04:56pm

master potter
 - Ex-Student

but were is the sever page:confused::alliance:
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im here to save the galaxy from the sith

Jul 27 2007 04:31am

master potter
 - Ex-Student

:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:Pi was just asking wen do we get to play the game
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im here to save the galaxy from the sith

Jul 26 2007 06:03pm

Jaina D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Jaina D'Kana

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Too many! THERE IS NO JUSTICE! :D


Well obviously... if there was you'd be still bant :D
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INTP

Jul 25 2007 01:13am

D@RtHM@UL
 - Student
 D@RtHM@UL

What does it take to get rid of you permanently....

<3 ya ya sexy beast...rawr. WB!

Jul 24 2007 03:03pm

JP
 - Academy Pimp
 JP

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Thanks, buttsex?


yes plz,

ALL HAIL THE KING!!!
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Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??"

Jul 24 2007 07:27am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

ah senor!@
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I fite for teh usars!1

Jul 24 2007 04:33am

Smilykrazy
 - Retired
 Smilykrazy

I knew you wouldn't be banned for long!! :D
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Jul 24 2007 01:11am

Bubu
 - Hubbub
 Bubu

The return of the King! ALL HAIL!
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make install -not war

Jul 23 2007 08:40pm

Jaina D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Jaina D'Kana

lol how many times have u been banned now? I've lost count :D
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INTP

Jul 23 2007 01:15pm

Jaiko D'Kana
 - Student
 Jaiko D'Kana

Heylo Mr Mikeh!
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The greatest discovery of my generation is that a human being can alter his life by altering his attitudes of mind. William James (1842 - 1910)

Jul 23 2007 12:04pm

Jade Jedi
 - Retired
 Jade Jedi

Yeah it's 20yrs here but I might stay on untill 25, I can get out at 20 with a pention of about 1/3 my wage, (might be more I should realy look in to these things). If you do go for it, it's a pretty good life when you get use to it. One of the blokes in my section (squad) is a Scotsman from Edinburgh I think, he was formaly with the Argyll's before he moved out here.
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Jul 23 2007 01:09am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

priceless profile pic
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I fite for teh usars!1

Jul 23 2007 12:19am

JP
 - Academy Pimp
 JP

hahah WB ya bastage
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Come on now, every Generation X boy wanted to be Luke Skywalker. Is it because he was a whiney farm boy from some backwater hack planet? No, it's because he was a FREAKING JEDI. He could block lasers with his lightsaber. He could levitate droids & rocks & crap with his mind. Come on, he choked two pig dudes with just a simple gesture. He cut off Darth Vader's hand and kicked him down a flight of stairs. He got his @$$ zapped by lightning from the geezer Emperor, stood up and said "s'at all you got b!tc#??"

Jul 23 2007 12:19am

xAnAtOs
 - Student

how the hell do you keep getting unbanned? :P
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Brother to Luke Skywalker and (SKX) Dark Blade :alliance:
Lag Brother to Acey Spadey :empire:
Jools is my best friend. :D
<Henkes> nebody feeling like abusing me with a lightsaber?|+Smilykrazy grabs Gradius, beats the living CRAP out of him, then throws him into a huge vat of ACID


Jul 22 2007 11:26pm

Falor Windrider
 - Student
 Falor Windrider

ZOMG, CORE OF THE PLANK. U R BACK!
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