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Battlin' Billy - Student  |
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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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D@RtHM@UL - Student 
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Doesn't work for me Dice |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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hehe big bad, www.bash.org! _______________ Dicemaster |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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he he heres a funny one I heard the other day  Q: Whats the best thing about sleeping with twenty eight year olds ? A: Theres twenty of em  _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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 Don't make fun of my religion Good one by the way _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Muad'dib - Student 
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*Tasteless Religious Joke* Please don't be offended, it's all just for fun.  Tasteless religious joke commences: Q: What's the worst way to spend Easter? A: Like this: http://www.hereti-corp.com/Punchline.jpg (again: no offense!) _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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I'm Blond too... Just look at my master's profile.. It is spammed by my questions about this and everything _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Axion - Student 
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lol i have dirty blonde hair =0) _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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Sorry Flash, that's gonna happen once in a while. Blonde Jokes(no offence to our blonde JA members, just razzing ya )Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and burglarized. She telephoned the police at once and reported the crime. The police dispatcher broadcast the call on the radio, and a K-9 unit, patrolling nearby was the first to respond. As the K-9 officer approached the house with his dog on a leash, the blonde ran out on the porch, shuddered at the sight of the cop and his dog, then sat down on the steps. Putting her face in her hands, she moaned, "I come home to find all my possessions stolen. I call the police for help, and what do they do? They send me a BLIND policeman." ------ A blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and when she opens the door she finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blonde is really angry. She opens her purse to take out the gun, and as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells, "No, honey, don't do it!!!" The blonde replies, "Shut up, you're next!" ----- Two blondes are walking down the street. One notices a compact on the sidewalk and leans down to pick it up. She opens it, looks in the mirror and says, "Hmm, this person looks familiar." The second blonde says, "Here, let me see!" So the first blonde hands her the compact. The second one looks in the mirror and says, "You dummy, it's me!" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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These are my replies (which I've stolen offcourse off someone else ) in life "And how are you going to explain this, to your imaginary girlfriend?" "Yes, and I'm Santa Clause." "(deutsch)Waschlaaaaaaaap" "I'm ugly, what's your excuse?" _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Flash - Student 
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Billy, that one was posted before. |
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Urded - Student 
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i dont have a dog _______________ Mapper a la strange. Proud owner of SilkMonkey Award for Wishing He Had Menaxia's Best IRC Smile Award. A Penguin Jedi is Me! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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And some people say I'M dumb?? well... I am... But not THAT dumb _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Stimpski - Student 
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Blonde Ice Fishing A blonde wanted to go ice fishing, so after getting all of the right tools, she headed toward the nearest frozen lake. After getting comfy on her stool she started to cut a circular hole in the ice. Then from the heavens a voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' Startled, the blonde moved further down the ice, poured a thermos of hot chocolate and started to cut yet another hole in the ice. The voice boomed, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' This time quite scared, the blonde moved to the far end of the ice. Then she started another hole and once again the voice said, ''THERE ARE NO FISH UNDER THE ICE.'' The very scared blonde raised her head and said, ''Is that you, Lord?'' The voice answered, ''NO. IT IS THE MANAGER OF THE ICE RINK.'' _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Now THAT is a tongue twister _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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A guy boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a black eye. He says to him, “Hey what a coincidence, we both have black eyes, mind if ask how you got yours?” So the other guy says, ”Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. You see, I was at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the hugest breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying I'd like a ticket to Pittsburgh, I said, ‘I'd like a picket to Tittsburgh.’ So she socked me one.” “Mine was a tongue twister too,” said the first guy. “I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my wife, ‘Please pour me a bowl of Wheaties.’ But I accidentally said, ‘You ruined my life you f***ing bitch.’" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Good one Keep the jokes comming _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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Sid and Al Rosenberg were sitting in a Chinese restaurant. "Sid," asked Al, "Are there any Jews in China?" "I don't know," Sid replied. "Why don't we ask the waiter?" When the waiter came by, Al said, "Are there any Chinese Jews?" "I don't know sir, rret me ask," the waiter replied and he went into the kitchen. He quickly returned and said, "No, Sir. No Chinese Jews." "Are you sure?" Al asked. "I will check again, Sir." the waiter replied and went back to the kitchen. While he was still gone, Sid said, "I cannot believe there are no Jews in China. Our people are scattered everywhere." When the waiter returned he said, "Sir, no Chinese Jews." "Are you really sure?" Al asked again. "I cannot believe there are no Chinese Jews." "Sir, I ask everyone," the waiter replied exasperated. "We have orange jews, prune jews, tomato jews and grape jews, but no one ever hear of Chinese jews!" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Drathir - Student 
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DAH!  _______________ Where we ask the question, "Is real life really stranger than fiction, or is fiction about real life being stranger than fiction stranger than real life being stranger than fiction?" Ow. -Paradox Lost Want to read my slowly in progress webcomic? -TCTI |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Yes, most people know it _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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CuZzA - Student 
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i've heard that 1 in my school, its very funny _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Jaina D'Kana - Jedi Instructor 
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okkkkk _______________ INTP |
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Drathir - Student
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lol!!! _______________ Where we ask the question, "Is real life really stranger than fiction, or is fiction about real life being stranger than fiction stranger than real life being stranger than fiction?" Ow. -Paradox Lost Want to read my slowly in progress webcomic? -TCTI |
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Orion - Retired 
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hahahahahahaha _______________ When a Man lies he murder's some part of the world. These are the pale deaths which men misscall there lives. All this I cannot bear to witness any longer. Cannot the kingdom of salvation take me home? -Cliff Burton Owner of Smily's 1900th comment | <Lady_Catherine> i love your sexy white socks! | (Lady_Catherine) i adore u! | (Lady_Catherine) onion (Lady_Catherine) i lub u |
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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my version is better: an italian man stays at a hotel in london and after his stay writes the following letter to the director. Dear Signore Dirrettore Now I am tella you a strory how I was treated at your hotella. I am comma from Roma as tourist to London and stay as younga christian man at your hotella. When I comma in my room I see there is no shit in my bed. How can I sleep with no shit in my bed? So I calla down to receptione and tella: 'I wanna shit!' They tella me: 'Go to toilet' . I say 'no, no. I wanna shit in my bed. 'They say: 'You better not shit in your bed you sonnawabitch!' What is a sonnawabitch? I go down for breackfast into ristorante,I order bacon and eggs and two pissis of toast. I getta only one piss of toast. I tella waitress, and pointa at toast: 'Iwanna piss'. She tella me 'go to toilet'. I say: 'No, no. I wanna piss on myplate!'. She then say to me: 'You bloody hella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch! 'What is a sonnawabitch? Later I go for dinner in your ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out, but no fock. I tella waitress: 'I wanna fock!'and she tella me: 'Sure everybody wanna fock!' I tella her: 'no no. You dont understand me. I wanna fock on the table! 'She tella me: 'So you sonnawabitch wanna fock on the table? Get your ass out of here!' So I go to receptione and ask for bill. I no wanna stay in this hotella no more. When I have paid the billa, the portier say to me: 'Thank you and peace on you'. I say: 'Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch I go back to Italy ! I never comma stay at your hotella! SINCERELY, your sonn! awabitch! _______________ make install -not war This comment was edited by Bubu on Oct 26 2003 01:48am. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Y'all know this one? Ona day I'mma going to Italia i go to eat breakfast I want to pieces of toast the waiter brings me only one piece I say I want two peace She says go to the toilet I say: no you don't understand, I want two peace on my plate You better not pis on your plate, you son of a bitch Later, I'm gonna eat dinner and I have a knife, and a plate but no fok I say I want a fok She says everybody wanna fuck I say: no you don't understand, I want a fok on the table You better not fuck on the table, you sun of a bitch!! And later, I'm going to my room and I like to my bed and there is no sheet on it. So I call the manager and say: I wanna sheet He says: go to the toilet I say, no you don't understand, I want a sheet on my bed You bettter not shit on your bed, you sun of a bitch!! And when I checked out of the hotel, the boy behind the counter says to me: Peace on you! I say: Pis on you too!!! Sun of a Bitch!! I'm going back home Arrivideci _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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