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Battlin' Billy - Student  |
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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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CuZzA - Student 
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lol, good joke _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Axion - Student 
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lol.. that was a good one billy.. ISLANDERS SUCK!!  **EDIT** apolo whats your new sn? _______________ Axion - Yeah. This comment was edited by Axion on Nov 07 2003 09:41pm. |
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Kel Katarn - Ex-Student 
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Quiz has ended! Bail Belouve[JAP] is the winner with the Correct Awnser He has recived a funny picture on his Hotmail at his request. Be on the look out for more difficult "WHO'S THIS" question and you might win a Prize   _______________ The dark side is for the weak, for they could not resist it. The Katarns rule! |
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FaDed - Student 
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haha..  |
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Apologetic - Student 
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OMGOSH THAT WAS UNEXPECTINGLY FUNNY!lol Axion I have a new sn so i dont have to worry about all those internet fans of mine getting on my back but sure i can get on a bit more. _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u  [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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FaDeD will like this one: One day the first grade teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class. She came to the part of the story where the first pig was trying to accumulate the building materials for his home. She read, "...And so the pig went up to the man with the wheelbarrow full of straw and said, "Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that straw to build my house?'" The teacher paused then asked the class, "And what do you think that man said?" One little boy raised his hand and said, "I think he said 'Holy Shit! A talking pig!'" _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Axion - Student 
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ME!! lol.. hey apolo hop on aim more often _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Apologetic - Student 
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who screams like a monkey -barks like a dog -moos like a chicken -oinks like a cow -bawks like a bird -flys like a rock -glows like anit-light -eats like air -breaths matrix data -chews light saber blades -shoots his dentists -slams sledge hammers into things to see if they grunt -talks to the wall -getts insulted by said wall -uses said sledge hammer and hits said wall to find it is lined withe nitro -and laughs as he flys from explosion from said wall after hitting it with said sledge hammer. _______________ Love GOD and jesus as they love u [move]We defend the peace and help the helpless we r the mandilorian jedi troops![/move] |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Let me guess Yoda? _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Kel Katarn - Ex-Student 
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WHO's ? -Small -Green -Mean -Fighting machine -Looks like a gremlin ripp off. -Talks like a demanted person -eat's Count Douko's(those are partime wizards as well) for lucnh -fills his teeth to look extra menacing -partime starfighter-swamp-lifter-to-impress-dum-Luke-(look moma gremlin no hands) -Specialist chef in Stew-of-the-swamp recipe -Run's away to a Bog/Swamp to hide from dark forces. Leaving Padawans to be slaughterd by Sith. -Knows the futre-but-let's-them-all-get-slaughterd-anyway -Master in telling the Obvious. -Was Padawan of Gollem/Smeogol -Learned How to basch 'nice jucy fisch/rabbit' gollem style' and ripp open with filled teeth. -eat's to much green vegtables -Let people think he's weak and frail with walking stick (Emperor style) -Likes to stand near Ladies with skirts who are larger-than-him-so-he-has-clear-view-of-natur's-nice-schapes -Likes to scare Padawans(Luke:i'm not afraid) "You will be".(reapeat 3 times lower voice each time" -Want's to teach young padawans. so they don't get idea's about being "bigger than you". Yeah. First to awnser correctly get's a free configed funny starwars picture sent to his her e-mail (if he/she want's to have it) _______________ The dark side is for the weak, for they could not resist it. The Katarns rule! |
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ARATAN IS A n00b n00b!!! Funny right? _______________ Quote: Fizz: Omg, one of aratans paddies Bro to: Jacen Aratan, D@RtHM@UL, Sednox And Bail *w00t* !Quote: Darkwood: There is no luck in JK2, only when Jacen wins a duel
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Hehe, good one This one is very long, so stay with me ppl (it's much funnier to hear it, then to read it, so it may not be funny at all to you ppl )In the program Guilt and Forgiveness, we have Hans with us today. And Hans, you did some crazy things in your life, right? Hans: yes, it was in 1987, I was in Paris, and I was sitting on a beautiful terras On the table next to me, was a beautiful girl I laughed at her, she laughed at me and we both knew it wouldn't be long before we would be lying in eachothers arms I thought to myself: That's nice... But VERY PREDICTABLE, right? So I thought to myself... Let's do it very differently! So I take up my fork, walk over to her, and POEH!!! I jam the fork into her eye And you should've seen her!!! She didn't understand antything about it, no-one on that terras did, except one German guy, he stood up and yelled: JA!!! Toll!!! Ja!!! Toll!!! He was clapping in his hands too And suddenly, something amazing happened I got attention! People wanted to talk to me, to hold me and they even shoved me into a white van And I've never been in one of those white vans They then bring me to a big house where I get (for the first time in my life) my own ROOM _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Bubu - Hubbub 
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i'm jewish. i hate you now. lol j/k good joke _______________ make install -not war |
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Muad'dib - Student 
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Except one thing: the cow worship is a hindu thing, not buddhist. Oh and this next joke a jewish friend of mine told me so I figure it's ok to repeat. A man was curious about how different churches divide up the collection money so he goes to a catholic priest and asks him how he does it. The priest says "I draw a line from the front of the church to the back then I throw th emoney up in the air. Whatever lands on the left side of the line I keep, whatever lands on the right side I give to god." Then the man goes to a minister and asks the same thing. The minister says "Like the priest I draw a line from the front of the church to the back and throw the money up in the air, except whatever lands on the right side of the line I keep and whatever lands on the left side I give to god." So then the man goes to a Rabbi and asks the same quetion. The rabbi says "Well, like the priest and the minister I draw a line from the back of the synagogue (spelling?  ) to the front. Then I throw the money up in the air. I figure whatever god wants he'll take." _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! This comment was edited by Muad'dib on Nov 04 2003 11:30pm. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Muad'dib!!! That's not very nice Making fun of religions If you're really going to do it Do it like this: I feel really connected to the Jewish people Yes... We do all sorts of things like a big family and we're all going to NOT eat things Or: when you're buddhist (don't know how to write the word *shame on me*) you'll stand in the gutter, all day long Just because, if you don't do it your life will become crap So that life will have to be even crappier than standing in the gutter all day long? And then they see a cow passing by: *start worshipping the cow* Héhé, one thing: I'm not a racist... I have nothing against Jews or Buddhists It's just a joke don't take it personal or anything _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Santa Claus 7Y< - Ex-Student 
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lol, i like the one about the giraffe!! _______________ Tycster Smooth on the Outside Crunchy on the inside OFFICIAL JA PRESENT BUYER POST YOUR XMAS LISTS IN MY PROFILE!! -== And Yes i Will be adding to my Good and Bad lists soon==- |
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Muad'dib - Student 
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28 Days Later was the BEST MOVIE!!! So Mary, a young irish woman leaves home in Ireland and goes to work in London. While she was there she had to become a prostitute to support herself, but she couldn't tell her family that because they were strict catholics. She returns home a year later and sees her father and he asks her "Mary how was your time away from home?" and Mary says "Oh Father in order to suport myself I had to become a prostitute." Her father turns white as a ghost and started gasping for air as though on his deathbed Like this -->  . The rest of her family runs in to see what was going on and her mother says to her "Mary! What did you do to him!?" and Mary Says "Oh, I just told him that in order to support myself in London I had to become a prostitute!  ." Her father suddenly stops gasping for air and sits up, then goes and hugs Mary and says "OH Mary! Thank God! I thought you said you'd become a protestant!"Ba-dum CHA! _______________ "It's because I love you. No. It's because I love you" Oh, Anakin, you're eloquence is second to none. I AM THE OPIATE OF THE MASSES! This comment was edited by Muad'dib on Nov 04 2003 07:24am. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Okay, so a giraffe? I'll remember that _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Ulic Belouve - Student 
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A man brings a giraffe into a bar. The man has a few, gets a bit rowdy, and shoots the giraffe. He gets up to leave, and the bartender says: "Hey, you can't just leave that lyin' there." And the man replies: "That's not a lion. It's a giraffe." _______________ Jedi do not fight for peace. That's only a slogan, and is as misleading as slogans always are. Jedi fight for civilization, because only civilization creates peace. |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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My god... Who'll go to a funeral when his wife is dead? I mean like, c'mon who'll do that? Oh well... I guess she wanted it that way _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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A Yankees fan was enjoying himself at the game in a packed Yankee Stadium, until he noticed an empty seat down in front. He went down and asked the guy next to it if he knew whose seat it was. The guy said, "Yes, that's my wife's seat. We have never missed a game since Joe DiMaggio played, but now my wife is dead." The fan offered his sympathy and said it was really too bad that he couldn't find some relative to enjoy the game with. "Oh no. I can." the guy replied. "It's just that they're all at the funeral." _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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Icco - Student 
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_______________ "this is Icco. Icco is old. Icco is lost. Icco is cool, but Icco doesn't know what the meaning of 'macrophageal sex'." - Vaughn /Icco |
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Dicemaster - Student 
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maul its www.bash.org not www.bash.org! i just put the ! there cuz yeah hehe _______________ Dicemaster |
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Axion - Student
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LOL! hehehehe... MOOO ok bye _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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Battlin' Billy - Student
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What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts? Beer nuts are $1.29, deer nuts are under a buck. _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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