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Sep 20 2004 06:20pm

Scythus Aratan
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Scythus Aratan
I thought i'd launch a little caption contest :P.

Ok, I'll post a picture, and you have to make up funny captions to go with it. It'l be Star Wars based.

1.

Image 1

WINNING CAPTION : Leia: "I swear, Han! There is nothing going on between us!" By Thomas Skywalker

2.

Image 2

WINNING CAPTION :
George: "Basically you just stand there and do whatever the hell you like, we'll just take you out and redo you totally with computer graphics. We only need your voice."
Jango: "Well that's a load of..."
George: "Come to think of it, we won't need your voice either - we'll synthesise that."
Jango: "I hate you."
George: "I know."

By JamesF1

3.

Image 3

WINNING CAPTION:

"There are hundreds of life-forms, all over the galaxy, just like this one, who need your help. So please, at just 5 credits a day, you can support them, and help find a cure for their green wrinkled disease."
By Ashyr

4. Image 4

WINNING CAPTION:

Vader:
Don't you point at me, missy!! If there is going to be any pointing, it will come from me!

By Bail Hope

5. Image 5

Enjoy!
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Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart

This post was edited by Scythus Aratan on Nov 28 2004 03:51pm.

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Sep 23 2004 07:13pm

JamesF1
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 JamesF1

w00000t, I won!!! Thanks to my mum, dad my sister and her husband, my soon-to-be girlfriend Tiffany, and all my college mates! I love you all so much :P :D

Right, as for the next one:

Quote:

Yoda: ooooooooo George, so sexy are you!


(sorry, was all I could think of :P :D)
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Sep 23 2004 06:50pm

Scythus Aratan
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 Scythus Aratan

Congrats to JamesF1!

Look for a third piccy above :).
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<Setementor> Scythus is a genius!
Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart


Sep 23 2004 06:10pm

DJK
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 DJK

Gotta agree that Lian's is the best one :D

Sep 23 2004 05:30pm

IronEagle
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 IronEagle

Quote:
Quote:

Lianiotte
Jango: I'm gonna shoot down that little birdie...
George: Oooh! Nice shot!
Jango: Yeah! Here comes another one...
George: Oooh, good again!
Jango: Yeah, and hey, look! It's yo mama!
George: AIMBOT! Turn it off!



LOL!!


That's CRUEL! :P
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Sep 23 2004 03:53pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

Quote:
George: "Basically you just stand there and do whatever the hell you like, we'll just take you out and redo you totally with computer graphics. We only need your voice."
Jango: "Well that's a load of..."
George: "Come to think of it, we won't need your voice either - we'll synthesise that."
Jango: "I hate you."
George: "I know."


This is the best so far! :)
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Sep 23 2004 03:54am

Cheta T. Must
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 Cheta T. Must

Quote:
Jango - "So your saying, I the bounty hunter can't shoot Windu? Where's the fun in that?"

George - "Jedi are supposed to win. It's leet like that."

Jango - "Nah, I'll win."

::insert blaster shots here.::


Sep 23 2004 03:54am

Cheta T. Must
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 Cheta T. Must

Quote:
Jango - "So your saying, I the bounty hunter can't shoot Windu? Where's the fun in that?"

George - "Jedi are supposed to win. It's leet like that."

pretty good
Jango - "Nah, I'll win."

::insert blaster shots here.::


Sep 23 2004 02:32am

Axion
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 Axion

Jango - "So your saying, I the bounty hunter can't shoot Windu? Where's the fun in that?"

George - "Jedi are supposed to win. It's leet like that."

Jango - "Nah, I'll win."

::insert blaster shots here.::
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Sep 22 2004 08:41pm

Lord Jaws
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 Lord Jaws

George: Missed again!
Jango:stfu, I cant aim with that iron plate squeesing my nuts.
George: I know, these pants are killing me.
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Sep 22 2004 12:51pm

Mookie
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 Mookie

"Quick, aim for Mark Hamill!"

Sep 22 2004 12:02pm

Selph Senatu
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 Selph Senatu

Jango: Mwhahaha, George Lucas, I'm a bounty hunter, and I'm gonna shoot ya!!!
George: Omg, I've made a monster

Sep 22 2004 08:22am

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

Quote:

Lianiotte
Jango: I'm gonna shoot down that little birdie...
George: Oooh! Nice shot!
Jango: Yeah! Here comes another one...
George: Oooh, good again!
Jango: Yeah, and hey, look! It's yo mama!
George: AIMBOT! Turn it off!



LOL!!
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Sep 22 2004 01:11am

Koyi Donita
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 Koyi Donita

Quote:
George to Jango:I've got some good news and some bad news.

Jango to George:Make it quick I can't stand like this all day.

George to Jango:The bad news is...the crew put your costume together with super adhesive material, your gonna be standing there all day...don't think of running water.

Jango to George: AND THE GOOD NEWS?!?!

George to Jango: Yea, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko.

:D


That's funny. LOL I wish it were more original, but I love it. :D
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Sep 22 2004 01:08am

Koyi Donita
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 Koyi Donita

Jango, "Right now I have the back of your head perfectly in my sights.. THAT'S RIGHT! I am that good! Now, about Boba killing Windu...."
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For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. Rom. 1:16
So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. Rom. 10:17
I love my babyface. Smilykrazy is my baby and I love her.
...Swimming through the void we hear the Word, we lose ourselves but we find it all... System Of A Down. :D


Sep 21 2004 11:31pm

Lian Del Rey
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 Lian Del Rey

Jango: I'm gonna shoot down that little birdie...
George: Oooh! Nice shot!
Jango: Yeah! Here comes another one...
George: Oooh, good again!
Jango: Yeah, and hey, look! It's yo mama!
George: AIMBOT! Turn it off!
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Sep 21 2004 09:15pm

JamesF1
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 JamesF1

BTW, I think it would be good if you put the NAME of the person with the winning caption in the first post :)
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Sep 21 2004 08:25pm

Mookie
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 Mookie

Quote:
George: "Basically you just stand there and do whatever the hell you like, we'll just take you out and redo you totally with computer graphics. We only need your voice."
Jango: "Well that's a load of..."
George: "Come to think of it, we won't need your voice either - we'll synthesise that."
Jango: "I hate you."
George: "I know."


Ahahahah! This is my favourite.

Sep 21 2004 07:55pm

Raider
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 Raider

George: There's 50 bugs saying you can't hit that duck
Jango: Your on!
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Sep 21 2004 07:36pm

D@mned ++
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 D@mned ++

George: omg, you really CANT shoot can you? You never even touched the guy.
Jango: stfu George. Yo Vader, stand still and put that darn saber away.
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Sep 21 2004 06:32pm

JamesF1
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 JamesF1

George: "Basically you just stand there and do whatever the hell you like, we'll just take you out and redo you totally with computer graphics. We only need your voice."
Jango: "Well that's a load of..."
George: "Come to think of it, we won't need your voice either - we'll synthesise that."
Jango: "I hate you."
George: "I know."

:D
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Sep 21 2004 06:20pm

Antares
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 Antares

Jango: I'm telling you George, why don't you doublecheck the script? If I aim like I'm told to, like this, I AM going to pull off a headshot - and there's nothing that saber noob Windu could do about it!

George: You've been playing Capture The Flag AGAIN, now haven't you?
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This comment was edited by Antares on Sep 21 2004 06:20pm.

Sep 21 2004 05:24pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

YAY my caption won!!! :D:D:D:D:D

As for the second pic:

Jango: "You see that planet there? THAT'S where we're supposed to be! "
George: "Damn ACNE navigation system..."
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Sep 21 2004 04:38pm

Seth C. Belouve
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 Seth C. Belouve

George to Jango:I've got some good news and some bad news.

Jango to George:Make it quick I can't stand like this all day.

George to Jango:The bad news is...the crew put your costume together with super adhesive material, your gonna be standing there all day...don't think of running water.

Jango to George: AND THE GOOD NEWS?!?!

George to Jango: Yea, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko.

:D
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Sep 21 2004 04:26pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

2: Right..now you see George Bush over there? When his head comes into your crosshair, press the trigger

*shoots John Kerry*

...Ahh well, not everybody's perfect :P
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This comment was edited by CuZzA on Sep 21 2004 06:08pm.

Sep 21 2004 02:29pm

Mookie
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 Mookie

1: Jango to George: "Wait, you mean the lasers are post-production?"

2: Jango to George: "And when I press here... Wait, gimme my manual."

3: George to Jango: "Remind me why I made these movies."

This comment was edited by Mookie on Sep 21 2004 03:08pm.

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