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Sep 20 2004 06:20pm

Scythus Aratan
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Scythus Aratan
I thought i'd launch a little caption contest :P.

Ok, I'll post a picture, and you have to make up funny captions to go with it. It'l be Star Wars based.

1.

Image 1

WINNING CAPTION : Leia: "I swear, Han! There is nothing going on between us!" By Thomas Skywalker

2.

Image 2

WINNING CAPTION :
George: "Basically you just stand there and do whatever the hell you like, we'll just take you out and redo you totally with computer graphics. We only need your voice."
Jango: "Well that's a load of..."
George: "Come to think of it, we won't need your voice either - we'll synthesise that."
Jango: "I hate you."
George: "I know."

By JamesF1

3.

Image 3

WINNING CAPTION:

"There are hundreds of life-forms, all over the galaxy, just like this one, who need your help. So please, at just 5 credits a day, you can support them, and help find a cure for their green wrinkled disease."
By Ashyr

4. Image 4

WINNING CAPTION:

Vader:
Don't you point at me, missy!! If there is going to be any pointing, it will come from me!

By Bail Hope

5. Image 5

Enjoy!
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<Setementor> Scythus is a genius!
Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart

This post was edited by Scythus Aratan on Nov 28 2004 03:51pm.

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Sep 21 2004 07:55pm

Raider
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 Raider

George: There's 50 bugs saying you can't hit that duck
Jango: Your on!
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Sep 21 2004 07:36pm

D@mned ++
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 D@mned ++

George: omg, you really CANT shoot can you? You never even touched the guy.
Jango: stfu George. Yo Vader, stand still and put that darn saber away.
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Sep 21 2004 06:32pm

JamesF1
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 JamesF1

George: "Basically you just stand there and do whatever the hell you like, we'll just take you out and redo you totally with computer graphics. We only need your voice."
Jango: "Well that's a load of..."
George: "Come to think of it, we won't need your voice either - we'll synthesise that."
Jango: "I hate you."
George: "I know."

:D
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Sep 21 2004 06:20pm

Antares
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 Antares

Jango: I'm telling you George, why don't you doublecheck the script? If I aim like I'm told to, like this, I AM going to pull off a headshot - and there's nothing that saber noob Windu could do about it!

George: You've been playing Capture The Flag AGAIN, now haven't you?
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This comment was edited by Antares on Sep 21 2004 06:20pm.

Sep 21 2004 05:24pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

YAY my caption won!!! :D:D:D:D:D

As for the second pic:

Jango: "You see that planet there? THAT'S where we're supposed to be! "
George: "Damn ACNE navigation system..."
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Sep 21 2004 04:38pm

Seth C. Belouve
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 Seth C. Belouve

George to Jango:I've got some good news and some bad news.

Jango to George:Make it quick I can't stand like this all day.

George to Jango:The bad news is...the crew put your costume together with super adhesive material, your gonna be standing there all day...don't think of running water.

Jango to George: AND THE GOOD NEWS?!?!

George to Jango: Yea, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko.

:D
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Sep 21 2004 04:26pm

CuZzA
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 CuZzA

2: Right..now you see George Bush over there? When his head comes into your crosshair, press the trigger

*shoots John Kerry*

...Ahh well, not everybody's perfect :P
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This comment was edited by CuZzA on Sep 21 2004 06:08pm.

Sep 21 2004 02:29pm

Mookie
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 Mookie

1: Jango to George: "Wait, you mean the lasers are post-production?"

2: Jango to George: "And when I press here... Wait, gimme my manual."

3: George to Jango: "Remind me why I made these movies."

This comment was edited by Mookie on Sep 21 2004 03:08pm.

Sep 21 2004 01:07pm

Wolfwood
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 Wolfwood

Jango: ....

*slight pause*

George: Yep.... you missed....... Defenately a miss......
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Sep 21 2004 10:56am

 
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Jango : "Get rid of the flannel, George... or the Gungan gets it!"

Sep 21 2004 10:38am

Gradius
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 Gradius

Jango "Ugh! For the last time George, the sun is right there!"

Geoge "I can't see it, there's something blinding me." :D
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This comment was edited by Gradius on Sep 21 2004 10:40am.

Sep 21 2004 10:21am

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

Jando: "damn I'm so cool. nothing beats my jetpack"
George: "pfft. like hell. would half the world bow down to you?"
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Sep 21 2004 12:41am

VaXxla Belouve
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 VaXxla Belouve

Jango "There, just there. That's where I'm gonna have my Wampa farm."

George "Are you sure....You do know it's just a film, right?"
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Sep 21 2004 12:29am

Selph Senatu
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 Selph Senatu

Jango - "Let's shoot that airplane!"
George - "You dumbass, that's the Millenium Falcon, it isn't supposed to be shot down"

Sep 20 2004 10:59pm

Axion
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 Axion

Jango- "You need to bug George?! Don't you dare touch him!"

George - "^_^'"

:D
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Axion - Yeah.

Sep 20 2004 10:53pm

Scythus Aratan
 - Student
 Scythus Aratan

Yep I think it's the best :P.

I'm putting up a second one now.
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Padawan to the great Jacen Aratan!
<Setementor> Scythus is a genius!
Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart


Sep 20 2004 09:17pm

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

Quote:
Leia: "I swear, Han! There is nothing going on between us!"

AHAHA! I call this one a winner :P
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- Proud padawan of Kueller.
- We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything
- <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words!
- "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider


Sep 20 2004 09:07pm

Mookie
 - Ex-Student
 Mookie

C3PO: "Hah! Wait till she finds out she's been snogging her brother."

This comment was edited by Mookie on Sep 20 2004 09:08pm.

Sep 20 2004 09:04pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

*C3PO has his hands on his crotch*

Hey Leia, i can feel a warm sensation. I'm not sure what it is, can you have a check for me?
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- Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world

Sep 20 2004 08:47pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

Princess Leia directing the Stormie choir
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Sep 20 2004 08:44pm

_cmad_
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 _cmad_

"dat weed was sum hat sh/t thwee pee oh"
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Sep 20 2004 07:36pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

"Theeee wipers on the bus go whoosh, whoosh, whoosh..." :D

*EDIT* Probably only Brits will get this...
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This comment was edited by JamesF1 on Sep 20 2004 08:48pm.

Sep 20 2004 07:23pm

Quesi
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 Quesi

'C3PO looks shocked as Leia endorses Viagra'

:D
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[Jacen_Aratan] bleh [Jacen_Aratan] last year of school :p [Jacen_Aratan] after the finals I am freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee [Jacen_Aratan] until I have to go on more advanced education [Jacen_Aratan] :( [Acey_Spadey] like kindergarten
(Bubu) my sister was quite good actually.. never expected her to be so good (Gradius) yeah, she's great


Sep 20 2004 07:01pm

Roan Belouve
 - Retired
 Roan Belouve

CARRIE: "You think that suits restricting Anthony, I have my Nipples taped down!!!!"

Roan
(Free the Nipple Campaign 2004)
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Sep 20 2004 06:22pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

Leia: "I swear, Han! There is nothing going on between us!"
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In the navy and LOVING it! :D

Recipient of comment no. 1000 and heart-warming words from Ataris! :)


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