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Star Wars Caption Contest!
Sep 20 2004 06:20pm

Scythus Aratan
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Scythus Aratan
I thought i'd launch a little caption contest :P.

Ok, I'll post a picture, and you have to make up funny captions to go with it. It'l be Star Wars based.

1.

Image 1

WINNING CAPTION : Leia: "I swear, Han! There is nothing going on between us!" By Thomas Skywalker

2.

Image 2

WINNING CAPTION :
George: "Basically you just stand there and do whatever the hell you like, we'll just take you out and redo you totally with computer graphics. We only need your voice."
Jango: "Well that's a load of..."
George: "Come to think of it, we won't need your voice either - we'll synthesise that."
Jango: "I hate you."
George: "I know."

By JamesF1

3.

Image 3

WINNING CAPTION:

"There are hundreds of life-forms, all over the galaxy, just like this one, who need your help. So please, at just 5 credits a day, you can support them, and help find a cure for their green wrinkled disease."
By Ashyr

4. Image 4

WINNING CAPTION:

Vader:
Don't you point at me, missy!! If there is going to be any pointing, it will come from me!

By Bail Hope

5. Image 5

Enjoy!
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<Setementor> Scythus is a genius!
Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart

This post was edited by Scythus Aratan on Nov 28 2004 03:51pm.

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Nov 07 2004 12:16am

Raider
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 Raider

This is why we don't want you kids to play with mommies makeup, this is permant!
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Nov 06 2004 11:16pm

CuZzA
 - Student
 CuZzA

*bump*?
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Oct 20 2004 05:43pm

SedNox
 - Student
 SedNox

OR:

George: Im altering Yoda, pray i dont alter it any further
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-Evil Clown-
"We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension."

Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment.


Oct 19 2004 12:44pm

SedNox
 - Student
 SedNox

(yoda and george stares at the red light district)

George Lucas: That's the red-light district. I wonder why Mace is hanging around down there.

Yoda: Sex, George?

George Lucas: Uh, no, not right now, Yoda.



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-Evil Clown-
"We interrupt this program to increase dramatic tension."

Echuu's 1200th comment, D@RtH N00B's 10850th comment, Redeye's 100th and 150th comment.


This comment was edited by SedNox on Oct 19 2004 12:45pm.

Oct 17 2004 09:06pm

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

Yoda: "George.... put me down you will.... uhmm"
George: "Just hang on... let them take the pho..."
Yoda: "Big G.. my stick aimed at your groin it isn't.. something made of metal it is"




Although..... this don't stand much against the others ya can't blame me for trying :D ..... you can't .. can you?
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This comment was edited by Mic Den Octela on Oct 17 2004 09:15pm.

Sep 25 2004 08:11pm

Raider
 - Student
 Raider

THE ZOMBIE ATTACK
George Lucas' latest movie !
Starring stars you know




omg lame :D
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Sep 25 2004 04:46pm

Mookie
 - Ex-Student
 Mookie

George Introduces New LucasArts President

Sep 25 2004 04:42pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

Quote:
Quote:
George - "I'll show you Y Helo Thar!"

Yoda - O_O;


I don't think anyone saw my quote. :eek:


Yes, we saw it thanks :) :D
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Sep 25 2004 04:26pm

EAF_fencer3
 - Student
 EAF_fencer3

No...lower..lower...ahhhh...yes, right there, good it is!
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Sep 25 2004 02:02pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

Quote:
George - "I'll show you Y Helo Thar!"

Yoda - O_O;


I don't think anyone saw my quote. :eek:
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Axion - Yeah.

Sep 25 2004 01:03pm

Thomasooo
 - Student
 Thomasooo

Quote:
Quote:
Here's my caption:

"There are hundreds of life-forms, all over the galaxy, just like this one, who need your help. So please, at just 5 credits a day, you can support them, and help find a cure for their green wrinkled disease."


Definetely the best for this one. Awesome stuff Ashyr :D


Yeah, I agree! But Jaiko's is good too! Hehe.
Quote:
*Cheesy Music*

*George Lucas's new daily face creame can add thousands of years on you in a matter of days*

George: Wow yoda, how did you get so green, old, wrinkly and smelly?!?!

Yoda: Because...George, i used the new *George Lucas Daily face creame* ....Much to learn....you still have

*The All new George Lucas Daily Face creame, in republic stores near YOU!*

*Cheesy music*


Here's my suggestion: "Lucas reveals: What's REALLY under that robe? (Rated R)"

:D
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Sep 25 2004 12:00pm

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

Quote:
Here's my caption:

"There are hundreds of life-forms, all over the galaxy, just like this one, who need your help. So please, at just 5 credits a day, you can support them, and help find a cure for their green wrinkled disease."


Definetely the best for this one. Awesome stuff Ashyr :D
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Sep 25 2004 11:35am

Lord Jaws
 - Student
 Lord Jaws

George: As you see I made the character Yoda resemble me, So thats why I like him.
Yoda: aahh.. And Jabba the Hutt you created to resemble your mother didnt you!
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Sep 24 2004 08:16pm

Selph Senatu
 - Student
 Selph Senatu

George: So, I was thinking, if we could give you a better look for the sixth movie, in the scene where you fight Dooku.
Yoda: Ooo, I like that idea yes
George: Then we would make look better, like me, for instance.
Yoda: ... Go on, young one.
George: We would give you awesome force powers, like energy blasts and stuff.
Yoda: I like that!
George: But of course, your smallness makes you look weak, we would have to make your size--
Yoda: Judge me by the size, do you, you SW Nerd!

Sep 24 2004 06:43pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

Quote:
Here's my caption:

"There are hundreds of life-forms, all over the galaxy, just like this one, who need your help. So please, at just 5 credits a day, you can support them, and help find a cure for their green wrinkled disease."


Aahahahahahaha - that's great :D
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Sep 24 2004 06:42pm

Mookie
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 Mookie

"Say hello to my little friend!"

Sep 24 2004 03:57pm

Flamori Athena
 - Student
 Flamori Athena

Quote:
"There are hundreds of life-forms, all over the galaxy, just like this one, who need your help. So please, at just 5 credits a day, you can support them, and help find a cure for their green wrinkled disease."


lol

this one's good

cant think of any myself.


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Sep 24 2004 02:01pm

Seth C. Belouve
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 Seth C. Belouve

George: Alright yoda, this is your motivation, your small yet agile and experianced and a master. To you dooku is nothing.
Yoda: Rubbing me like that you will, in your tailer room we'll meet yes?
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Sep 24 2004 06:36am

Gradius
 - Ex-Student
 Gradius

George: "And what would you like for Christmas little one?"

Yoda: "Mmmm, a new cane I would like." :D
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- Proud padawan of Kueller.
- We really are at the beginning of it all. The trick, of course, is to make sure we never find the end. - Bill Bryson, A Short History of Nearly Everything
- <gen-e-sis-happy> Liek, you can train, liek, a n00b, but he'll just be a trained n00b... --> Wise words!
- "daer SOE me likes your a company i am having your some money for letting me do stuff cos mes the best amd i do it all meself" - Slider


This comment was edited by Gradius on Sep 24 2004 06:38am.

Sep 24 2004 02:39am

Ashyr
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 Ashyr

Here's my caption:

"There are hundreds of life-forms, all over the galaxy, just like this one, who need your help. So please, at just 5 credits a day, you can support them, and help find a cure for their green wrinkled disease."
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Sep 24 2004 02:24am

Jaiko D'Kana
 - Student
 Jaiko D'Kana

*Cheesy Music*

*George Lucas's new daily face creame can add thousands of years on you in a matter of days*

George: Wow yoda, how did you get so green, old, wrinkly and smelly?!?!

Yoda: Because...George, i used the new *George Lucas Daily face creame* ....Much to learn....you still have :P

*The All new George Lucas Daily Face creame, in republic stores near YOU!*

*Cheesy music*
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This comment was edited by Jaiko D'Kana on Sep 24 2004 02:24am.

Sep 24 2004 02:04am

Axion
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 Axion

George - "I'll show you Y Helo Thar!"

Yoda - O_O;
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Axion - Yeah.

Sep 23 2004 11:57pm

Cheta T. Must
 - Student
 Cheta T. Must

Quote:
Okay Yoda...look at that camera...when the music starts...get up and take off your clothes and dance.

disturbing yet funny..

Sep 23 2004 09:11pm

SilkMonkey
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 SilkMonkey

Okay Yoda...look at that camera...when the music starts...get up and take off your clothes and dance.
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Sep 23 2004 07:35pm

DJK
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 DJK

Quote:
Father and Son


:P

This comment was edited by DJK on Sep 23 2004 07:36pm.

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