| The truth about the Jedi Academy Master Rank | |
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Fullmetal D'Kana - Jedi Instructor  |
I have seen some horrible things in my time here at the academy but I can no longer keep my mouth shut on the matter.
What I have learned since becoming a JAT is TRULY horrifying. As it happens, the Jedi Academy Council members have a very large hunger for toast. However, they cannot just leave it at that...after all, dry toast is not that great. Their taste runs deep and is very picky. They will only eat toppings of the highest quality. In order to make their home made topping, they sift through all items at their disposal and label all potential ingredients as JAK to discern them from the rest. After being left to age for a while, JAKs are then put through a rigorous screening process to ensure they are indeed of the highest quality of ingredients. If they pass this they are labeled JAT. This is where things get ugly...JATs are then worked hard...almost to the brink of death. The JAC's insatiable hunger pines for the taste of desperation and stress. The JATs end up working so hard that they dissolve on a molecular level and become nothing more than a gooey gel-like substance. The resulting JAM is put on toast and served to the JAC for them to savor. We MUST save Setementor, Dash Starlight, and Jaiko D'Kana. Who is with me? _______________  This post was edited by Fullmetal D'Kana on May 06 2009 03:23am. |
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Kaldør - Student 
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Quote: Now I get it... the JAM! That's so obvious... haha
*palms head* Now It makes perfectly sense... 
*takes his pills*  |
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Augusta_Mintaka - Student 
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I sense the red scourge has invaded this thread...may patriotism shine through your dense veil! _______________ "Deos fortioribus adesse." |
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Elessar - Student 
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Any chance that they might share a tiny bit with the rest of the community? _______________ The Senatu philosophy: every JKA player is essentially a baboon who likes to hit stuff . -Senatu brother to Buster and Dracolich. -Proud owner of Draco's 50th, 99th, Degor's 500th and Maher's 3519th comment! -Proud owner of the last word in the everlasting conversations with Maher. |
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Maher - Jedi Knight 
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Now I get it... the JAM! That's so obvious... haha
*palms head* Now It makes perfectly sense...
*takes his pills* drug addict  JAM made me like this! _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber This comment was edited by Maher on May 08 2009 01:33pm. |
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Cuthalion - Padawan 
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Yeh what is a coffee boy, is "Coffee boy" some crazy euphemism for something more.... Well I'll let you decide what  _______________ <MaherSenatu> guh... you are just... I'll keep sure that your kind of people will never be knights... <MaherSenatu> That's my mission... Master to Kain Sol |
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SaZ - Student 
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Quote: Now I get it... the JAM! That's so obvious... haha
*palms head* Now It makes perfectly sense...
*takes his pills* drug addict _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Maher - Jedi Knight 
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Now I get it... the JAM! That's so obvious... haha
*palms head* Now It makes perfectly sense...
*takes his pills* _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber |
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Z�diac Grimclaw - Ex-Student 
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What about the famous Coffee Boys ? _______________ Facta non verba. Omnia mutantur nos et mutamur in illis. Timendi causa est nescire... |
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DJ Sith - Jedi Council 
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I must have delicious JAM. More JAM! I hunger. _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
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Sauce - =^.^= 
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whether they are particular with their diets are of no importance when they failed to match my ferocity and potency in battle. i'm too good for my own good. so let them have their toast. Because i'll have their blood! |
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Fullmetal D'Kana - Jedi Instructor 
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Quote: MY God! Run FM! Run all ye Jaks and Jats!
No! I must save the others first! _______________
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Kain Sol - Student |
MY God! Run FM! Run all ye Jaks and Jats! _______________ Padawan of Cuthalion |
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Fullmetal D'Kana - Jedi Instructor
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Quote: what about the those who were demoted and promoted ?
Their demotion was a farce. The fact of the matter was they managed to barely escape with their lives. However, nobody truly escapes... Just look at Jaina D'Kana...she was found again. They have to make sure the quality of their ingredients remains high... _______________
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Z�diac Grimclaw - Ex-Student
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what about the those who were demoted and promoted ? _______________ Facta non verba. Omnia mutantur nos et mutamur in illis. Timendi causa est nescire... |
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SaZ - Student 
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demote them all to students.
problem solved. _______________ playing jk3 since 30th of january (2005), member since 1st of february. [Unofficial Master to Vision and Z�diac ] If you can make a fool of yourself infront of 300 people you can do anything - Jaiko D'kana |
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Ãà rth Àpòçålýpsè - Student 
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Crack is not good for you Fm! lol
What is this Fuss about?? _______________ New -[DE]- Site. |
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Carbonel - Student |
Mmmmmm... Sounds delicious. |
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Cuthalion - Padawan 
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Lol, do they share the toast? _______________ <MaherSenatu> guh... you are just... I'll keep sure that your kind of people will never be knights... <MaherSenatu> That's my mission... Master to Kain Sol |
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Fullmetal D'Kana - Jedi Instructor
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Quote: Where did I put my pills... I probaly need to give one for FM too... Not sure...
You just haven't seen what I've seen...run, maher, run  _______________
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Maher - Jedi Knight
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Where did I put my pills... I probaly need to give one for FM too... Not sure... _______________ Still here | My Lightsaber |
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