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Battlin' Billy - Student  |
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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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Selph Senatu - Student 
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What are two black men in a sleeping bag? Twix! |
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tarpman - The Tarped Avenger 
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Quote: thats a little racist just a little..  ... :/ _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. |
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KkF FREAKFISH - Ex-Student 
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wasnt really 2 rascist just sayin that some chinese r stupid wich isnt really true lol cos jakky chan is no way stupid |
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DJK - Student 
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LOL, i think its funny! lol  |
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Axion - Student 
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Quote: thats a little racist just a little.. _______________ Axion - Yeah. |
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CuZzA - Student 
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thats a little racist _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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StarFox - Student 
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there was a white guy a black gut and a chinise guy and a chanise woman she said whoever could jump off the bridge and bounce back up she'll marry him,The white guy jumps off he dies same as the black but the chnise guy bounced back up and after they got married the chiniese woman asked how he bounced back up he said Me chineise me so dumb me put rubber on my bum _______________ (real bro to Axion and Deathscythe) |
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Ashyr - Student 
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LOL Nice. Old but still funny _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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_cmad_ - Ex-Student 
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Oldie Sared _______________ Your friends of today, are your enemies of tomorrow. |
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Sared - Retired 
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There are 10 kinds of people, those that understand binary and those that don't.  _______________ I'm crazy, not stupid. |
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Ashyr - Student 
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I like the restaruant one _______________ Top ten reasons to get a better computer...|My fan |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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OMG ROFL x 4 _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Shang Chi - Student 
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A husband stepped on one of those penny scales that tell a person's fortune and weight. "Listen to this," he said to his wife, showing her a small, white card. "It says I'm energetic, bright, and resourceful." "Yeah," his wife nodded, "and it has your weight wrong, too." _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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Shang Chi - Student 
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A woman who was not particularly into modern art ended up touring the modern art museum with a couple of friends. Stopping in one area, she said to the guard, "I suppose this is one of those hideous representations you call modern art?" "No, madam," replied the guard. "That's called a mirror." _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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Shang Chi - Student
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A man observed a sign in the window of a restaurant that read 'Unique Breakfast,' so he walked in and sat down. The waitress brought him his coffee and asked him what he wanted. "What's your Unique Breakfast?" he asked inquisitively. "Baked tongue of chicken," she replied proudly. "Baked tongue of chicken? Do you have ANY idea how disgusting that is? I would never even consider eating anything that came out of a chicken's mouth!" the man fumed. Undaunted, the waitress asked, "Well, what would you like then, sir?" The man replied, "Just bring me some scrambled eggs." _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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Shang Chi - Student
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Never buy a portable TV set on the sidewalk from a man who is out of breath!!! _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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CuZzA - Student 
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its 4 days lol _______________ - Even if Carlsberg made "w*nkers", Christiano Ronaldo would still be the biggest "w*nker" in the world |
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Squibit - Student 
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WE WANT JOKES WE WANT JOKES !!! more than 2 days Battlin billy, you're slipping _______________ Quote: fiZZe: its SIR Fizzy Fluffy :p Quote: FiZZ[JAK]: that was what I call a counter Ah, things you only ever expect to hear once 
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DJK - Student 
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ROFLMAO! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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It's okay, just don't let it happen again oh and: LOL Billy _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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KkF FREAKFISH - Ex-Student
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wow guys im really sorry bout that my m8 dan was round and i went upstairs 4 1 second 2 get a disk he must put that in but next time i9ll log off b4 i go somewhere he only sed that he would look @ the jokes, once and really soz Wander |
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Stimpski - Student 
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Hehe. That one is great. Suggestion: Throw in a warning about indecent jokes. _______________ Stimpski (formerly known as DeathScythe many, many moons ago.) JA Forum ID - 3988 <insert generic &/OR witty tagline here> |
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Battlin' Billy - Student 
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I have to agree C3-P0, although I think the joke is funny, it's not really appropriate for the JA forums. I really don't want this thread to get closed. ----- There is a mental institution that every year picks two of it's most reformed patients and questions them. If they get the questions right they are free to leave. This year the two lucky patients were Patty and Mike. They were called down to the office and left there by the orderly. They were told to wait as the doctor got their files. The doctor came out and motioned for Patty to come in for her questioning. When Patty came into the office, she was instructed to sit in the seat across from the doctor. "Patty, you know the tradition of this institution so I imagine you know why you are here. You will be asked two questions, and if you get them right, you will be free to go. Do you understand all that you have been told?" said the doctor with a rather sly grin. Patty nodded, and the doctor began to question her. The first question was this: "Patty, if I was to poke out one of your eyes, what would happen?" "I would be half blind of course," Patty answered without much thought. "What would happen if I poked out the other eye?" "I would be completely blind," said Patty knowing that she had just gotten her freedom. The doctor then sent her outside while he drew up the paperwork and accessed Mike's files. When Patty got into the waiting room however, she told Mike what the questions would be and what the correct answers were. The doctor calls in Mike and he followed the same procedure that he had with Patty. "Mike, the first question is what would happen if I cut off your ear?" "I would be blind in one eye," he said remembering what he had been told. This received a perplexed look from the doctor but he just simply asks the other question so that he could figure out what the man was thinking. "Mike, what would happen if I cut off your other ear?" "I would be completely blind," he answered with a smile as if he knew he had passed. But when the doctor asked him what his reasoning was, he said flatly, "My hat would fall down over my eyes." _______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! |
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JamesF1 - Student 
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Can someone with authoriteh! please delete C-3PO's post or whatnot. Or C-3PO can do it himself _______________ Website |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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C-3PO, please refrain from using those sexually tainted jokes. Please remember there are kids here... and they don't need to read such stuff.... Please keep all sexual, racist references or just plain dumb jokes out of here. I didn't call your joke dumb... Sexual and racist references would be dumb, if you get my point... ok? So please don't do that again... Thanks in advance - Bail Hope - _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. This comment was edited by Bail Hope of Belouve on Jun 15 2004 09:33pm. |
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