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Star Wars Caption Contest!
Sep 20 2004 06:20pm

Scythus Aratan
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Scythus Aratan
I thought i'd launch a little caption contest :P.

Ok, I'll post a picture, and you have to make up funny captions to go with it. It'l be Star Wars based.

1.

Image 1

WINNING CAPTION : Leia: "I swear, Han! There is nothing going on between us!" By Thomas Skywalker

2.

Image 2

WINNING CAPTION :
George: "Basically you just stand there and do whatever the hell you like, we'll just take you out and redo you totally with computer graphics. We only need your voice."
Jango: "Well that's a load of..."
George: "Come to think of it, we won't need your voice either - we'll synthesise that."
Jango: "I hate you."
George: "I know."

By JamesF1

3.

Image 3

WINNING CAPTION:

"There are hundreds of life-forms, all over the galaxy, just like this one, who need your help. So please, at just 5 credits a day, you can support them, and help find a cure for their green wrinkled disease."
By Ashyr

4. Image 4

WINNING CAPTION:

Vader:
Don't you point at me, missy!! If there is going to be any pointing, it will come from me!

By Bail Hope

5. Image 5

Enjoy!
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Padawan to the great Jacen Aratan!
<Setementor> Scythus is a genius!
Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart

This post was edited by Scythus Aratan on Nov 28 2004 03:51pm.

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Sep 24 2004 02:01pm

Seth C. Belouve
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 Seth C. Belouve

George: Alright yoda, this is your motivation, your small yet agile and experianced and a master. To you dooku is nothing.
Yoda: Rubbing me like that you will, in your tailer room we'll meet yes?
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Sep 24 2004 06:36am

Gradius
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 Gradius

George: "And what would you like for Christmas little one?"

Yoda: "Mmmm, a new cane I would like." :D
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This comment was edited by Gradius on Sep 24 2004 06:38am.

Sep 24 2004 02:39am

Ashyr
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 Ashyr

Here's my caption:

"There are hundreds of life-forms, all over the galaxy, just like this one, who need your help. So please, at just 5 credits a day, you can support them, and help find a cure for their green wrinkled disease."
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Sep 24 2004 02:24am

Jaiko D'Kana
 - Student
 Jaiko D'Kana

*Cheesy Music*

*George Lucas's new daily face creame can add thousands of years on you in a matter of days*

George: Wow yoda, how did you get so green, old, wrinkly and smelly?!?!

Yoda: Because...George, i used the new *George Lucas Daily face creame* ....Much to learn....you still have :P

*The All new George Lucas Daily Face creame, in republic stores near YOU!*

*Cheesy music*
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This comment was edited by Jaiko D'Kana on Sep 24 2004 02:24am.

Sep 24 2004 02:04am

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

George - "I'll show you Y Helo Thar!"

Yoda - O_O;
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Axion - Yeah.

Sep 23 2004 11:57pm

Cheta T. Must
 - Student
 Cheta T. Must

Quote:
Okay Yoda...look at that camera...when the music starts...get up and take off your clothes and dance.

disturbing yet funny..

Sep 23 2004 09:11pm

SilkMonkey
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 SilkMonkey

Okay Yoda...look at that camera...when the music starts...get up and take off your clothes and dance.
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Sep 23 2004 07:35pm

DJK
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 DJK

Quote:
Father and Son


:P

This comment was edited by DJK on Sep 23 2004 07:36pm.

Sep 23 2004 07:13pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

w00000t, I won!!! Thanks to my mum, dad my sister and her husband, my soon-to-be girlfriend Tiffany, and all my college mates! I love you all so much :P :D

Right, as for the next one:

Quote:

Yoda: ooooooooo George, so sexy are you!


(sorry, was all I could think of :P :D)
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Sep 23 2004 06:50pm

Scythus Aratan
 - Student
 Scythus Aratan

Congrats to JamesF1!

Look for a third piccy above :).
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<Setementor> Scythus is a genius!
Claimer of the 5000th post in the Count thread [Solitude] scy rocks [Casual] good point scythus, you're really smart


Sep 23 2004 06:10pm

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

Gotta agree that Lian's is the best one :D

Sep 23 2004 05:30pm

IronEagle
 - Student
 IronEagle

Quote:
Quote:

Lianiotte
Jango: I'm gonna shoot down that little birdie...
George: Oooh! Nice shot!
Jango: Yeah! Here comes another one...
George: Oooh, good again!
Jango: Yeah, and hey, look! It's yo mama!
George: AIMBOT! Turn it off!



LOL!!


That's CRUEL! :P
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Sep 23 2004 03:53pm

Thomasooo
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 Thomasooo

Quote:
George: "Basically you just stand there and do whatever the hell you like, we'll just take you out and redo you totally with computer graphics. We only need your voice."
Jango: "Well that's a load of..."
George: "Come to think of it, we won't need your voice either - we'll synthesise that."
Jango: "I hate you."
George: "I know."


This is the best so far! :)
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Sep 23 2004 03:54am

Cheta T. Must
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 Cheta T. Must

Quote:
Jango - "So your saying, I the bounty hunter can't shoot Windu? Where's the fun in that?"

George - "Jedi are supposed to win. It's leet like that."

Jango - "Nah, I'll win."

::insert blaster shots here.::


Sep 23 2004 03:54am

Cheta T. Must
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 Cheta T. Must

Quote:
Jango - "So your saying, I the bounty hunter can't shoot Windu? Where's the fun in that?"

George - "Jedi are supposed to win. It's leet like that."

pretty good
Jango - "Nah, I'll win."

::insert blaster shots here.::


Sep 23 2004 02:32am

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

Jango - "So your saying, I the bounty hunter can't shoot Windu? Where's the fun in that?"

George - "Jedi are supposed to win. It's leet like that."

Jango - "Nah, I'll win."

::insert blaster shots here.::
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Axion - Yeah.

Sep 22 2004 08:41pm

Lord Jaws
 - Student
 Lord Jaws

George: Missed again!
Jango:stfu, I cant aim with that iron plate squeesing my nuts.
George: I know, these pants are killing me.
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Sep 22 2004 12:51pm

Mookie
 - Ex-Student
 Mookie

"Quick, aim for Mark Hamill!"

Sep 22 2004 12:02pm

Selph Senatu
 - Student
 Selph Senatu

Jango: Mwhahaha, George Lucas, I'm a bounty hunter, and I'm gonna shoot ya!!!
George: Omg, I've made a monster

Sep 22 2004 08:22am

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

Quote:

Lianiotte
Jango: I'm gonna shoot down that little birdie...
George: Oooh! Nice shot!
Jango: Yeah! Here comes another one...
George: Oooh, good again!
Jango: Yeah, and hey, look! It's yo mama!
George: AIMBOT! Turn it off!



LOL!!
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Sep 22 2004 01:11am

Koyi Donita
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 Koyi Donita

Quote:
George to Jango:I've got some good news and some bad news.

Jango to George:Make it quick I can't stand like this all day.

George to Jango:The bad news is...the crew put your costume together with super adhesive material, your gonna be standing there all day...don't think of running water.

Jango to George: AND THE GOOD NEWS?!?!

George to Jango: Yea, I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to Geiko.

:D


That's funny. LOL I wish it were more original, but I love it. :D
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Sep 22 2004 01:08am

Koyi Donita
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 Koyi Donita

Jango, "Right now I have the back of your head perfectly in my sights.. THAT'S RIGHT! I am that good! Now, about Boba killing Windu...."
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For I am not ashamed of the gospel of Christ: for it is the power of God unto salvation to every one that believeth; to the Jew first, and also to the Greek. Rom. 1:16
So then faith cometh by hearing, and hearing by the word of God. Rom. 10:17
I love my babyface. Smilykrazy is my baby and I love her.
...Swimming through the void we hear the Word, we lose ourselves but we find it all... System Of A Down. :D


Sep 21 2004 11:31pm

Lian Del Rey
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 Lian Del Rey

Jango: I'm gonna shoot down that little birdie...
George: Oooh! Nice shot!
Jango: Yeah! Here comes another one...
George: Oooh, good again!
Jango: Yeah, and hey, look! It's yo mama!
George: AIMBOT! Turn it off!
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slorp

Sep 21 2004 09:15pm

JamesF1
 - Student
 JamesF1

BTW, I think it would be good if you put the NAME of the person with the winning caption in the first post :)
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Sep 21 2004 08:25pm

Mookie
 - Ex-Student
 Mookie

Quote:
George: "Basically you just stand there and do whatever the hell you like, we'll just take you out and redo you totally with computer graphics. We only need your voice."
Jango: "Well that's a load of..."
George: "Come to think of it, we won't need your voice either - we'll synthesise that."
Jango: "I hate you."
George: "I know."


Ahahahah! This is my favourite.

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