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Location:  Australia
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Padawan of:  Rinzler
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Mar 31 2011 06:21am

JK13 /// jaws.
 - Student
 JK13 /// jaws.

I'll light the fire
You put the flowers in the vase
That you bought today

Staring at the fire
For hours and hours
While I listen to you
Play your love songs
All night long for me
Only for me

Come to me now
And rest your head for just five minutes
Everything is good
Such a cosy room
The windows are illuminated
By the sunshine through them
Fiery gems for you
Only for you

Our house is a very, very fine house
With two cats in the yard
Life used to be so hard
Now everything is easy
'Cause of you
And our la,la,la, la,la etc

And our

I'll light the fire
And you place the flowers in the jar
That you bought today
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It's a false hologram, it IS artificial...

Oct 13 2010 10:55pm

ozzcoz
 - Cosplay Nerd
 ozzcoz

FOSHIDOF

Oops forgot to add song lyrics:

Hey, does it ever make you wonder what's on my mind
Hey, I was only ever running back to your side
I never cried, I just watched my life go by
And now you're leaving me behind

Why after this long is there nothing I'll keep
Oh, I can shout, but you'll pretend you're asleep
I live a lie
Believing that you're mine
Or was it just a waste of time?

Hey, there's not a cloud in the sky
It's as blue as your goodbye
And I thought that it would rain on a day like today
Hey, there's not a cloud in sight
It's as blue as your goodbye
And I thought that it would rain on the day you went away

Hey, does it ever make you wonder what's on my mind
I was only running back to your side
I never cried, I just watched my life go by
And now you're leaving me behind

Hey, there's not a cloud in the sky
It's as blue as your goodbye
And I thought that it would rain on a day like today
Hey, there's not a cloud in sight
It's as blue as your goodbye
And I thought that it would rain on the day you went away
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A wizard did it.

This comment was edited by ozzcoz on Oct 13 2010 11:15pm.

Dec 19 2009 08:43am

JK13 /// jaws.
 - Student
 JK13 /// jaws.

You're a mean one, Mr. Grinch.
You really are a heel.
You're as cuddly as a cactus,
You're as charming as an eel.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a bad banana
With a greasy black peel.


You're a monster, Mr. Grinch.
Your heart's an empty hole.
Your brain is full of spiders,
You've got garlic in your soul.
Mr. Grinch.


I wouldn't touch you, with a
thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole.


You're a vile one, Mr. Grinch.
You have termites in your smile.
You have all the tender sweetness
Of a seasick crocodile.
Mr. Grinch.


Given the choice between the two of you
I'd take the seasick crockodile.


You're a foul one, Mr. Grinch.
You're a nasty, wasty skunk.
Your heart is full of unwashed socks
Your soul is full of gunk.
Mr. Grinch.


The three words that best describe you,
are, and I quote: "Stink. Stank. Stunk."


You're a rotter, Mr. Grinch.
You're the king of sinful sots.
Your heart's a dead tomato splot
With moldy purple spots,
Mr. Grinch.


Your soul is an apalling dump heap overflowing
with the most disgraceful assortment of deplorable
rubbish imaginable,
Mangled up in tangled up knots.


You nauseate me, Mr. Grinch.
With a nauseaus super-naus.
You're a crooked jerky jockey
And you drive a crooked horse.
Mr. Grinch.


You're a three decker saurkraut and toadstool
sandwich
With arsenic sauce.
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It's a false hologram, it IS artificial...

Oct 21 2009 07:19am

JK13 /// jaws.
 - Student
 JK13 /// jaws.

I pulled into Nazareth, I was feelin' about half past dead;
I just need some place where I can lay my head.
"Hey, mister, can you tell me where a man might find a bed?"
He just grinned and shook my hand, and "No.", was all he said.

Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fannie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

I picked up my bag, I went lookin' for a place to hide;
When I saw Carmen and the Devil walkin' side by side.
I said, "Hey, Carmen, come on, let's go downtown."
She said, "I gotta go, but m'friend can stick around."

Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fannie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

Go down, Miss Moses, there's nothin' you can say
It's just ol' Luke, and Luke's waitin' on the Judgement Day.
"Well, Luke, my friend, what about young Anna Lee?"
He said, "Do me a favor, son, woncha stay an' keep Anna Lee company?"

Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fannie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

Crazy Chester followed me, and he caught me in the fog.
He said, "I will fix your rags, if you'll take Jack, my dog."
I said, "Wait a minute, Chester, you know I'm a peaceful man."
He said, "That's okay, boy, won't you feed him when you can."

Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fannie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.

Catch a Cannonball, now, t'take me down the line
My bag is sinkin' low and I do believe it's time.
To get back to Miss Annie, you know she's the only one.
Who sent me here with her regards for everyone.

Take a load off Fannie, take a load for free;
Take a load off Fannie, And (and) (and) you can put the load right on me.
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It's a false hologram, it IS artificial...

This comment was edited by JK13 /// jaws. on Oct 21 2009 07:22am.

Jul 12 2009 05:45am

Trooper!
 - Student
 Trooper!

It's 2009, Padawan of Dane!!!
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Honor those better than you would yourself.

Mar 29 2008 09:38pm

Shadow Leader
 - Ex-Student
 Shadow Leader

Hi!
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LJA

Feb 06 2008 08:59pm

JK13 /// jaws.
 - Student
 JK13 /// jaws.

Wouldnt it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldnt have to wait so long
And wouldnt it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong

You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together

Wouldnt it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through

Happy times together weve been spending
I wish that every kiss was neverending
Wouldnt it be nice

Maybe if we think and wish and hope and pray it might come true
Baby then there wouldnt be a single thing we couldnt do
We could be married
And then wed be happy

Wouldnt it be nice

You know it seems the more we talk about it
It only makes it worse to live without it
But lets talk about it
Wouldnt it be nice
_______________
It's a false hologram, it IS artificial...

Nov 19 2007 05:05pm

JK13 /// jaws.
 - Student
 JK13 /// jaws.

Make his fight on the hill in the early day
Constant chill deep inside
Shouting gun, on they run through the endless grey
On the fight, for they are right, yes, by whos to say?
For a hill men would kill, why? they do not know
Suffered wounds test there their pride
Men of five, still alive through the raging glow
Gone insane from the pain that they surely know
[chorus:]
For whom the bell tolls
Time marches on
For whom the bell tolls

Take a look to the sky just before you die
It is the last time you will
Blackened roar massive roar fills the crumbling sky
Shattered goal fills his soul with a ruthless cry
Stranger now, are his eyes, to this mystery
He hears the silence so loud
Crack of dawn, all is gone except the will to be
Now they will see what will be, blinded eyes to see
[chorus]
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It's a false hologram, it IS artificial...

Aug 08 2007 05:10am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

I walk along the city streets you used to walk along with me
Everything I see reminds me of just how it used to be
How can I forget you girl?, there is always something there to remind me
Always something there to remind me

Shadows fall, I pass a small cafe where we would dance at night
I can't help remembering how you used to dance and hold me tight
How can I forget you girl?
There is always something there to remind me
Always something there to remind me
I was born to love you and I will never be free
You'll always be a part of me

If you should find you miss the sweet and tender love we used to share
Just go back to places where we used to go and baby I'll be there
How could I forget you girl?
There is always something there to remind me
Always something there to remind me

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I fite for teh usars!1

Aug 07 2007 09:41am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

gouge away
you can gouge away
or stay all day
if you want to

MISSY AGGRAVATION
SOME SACRED QUESTIONS
YOU STROKE MY LOCKS
SOME MARIJUANA
IF YOU GOT SOME

gouge away
you can gouge away
stay all day
if you want to

SLEEPING ON YOUR BELLY
YOU BROKE MY ARMS
YOU SPOON MY EYES
BEEN RUBBING A BAD CHARM
WITH HOLY FINGERS

gouge away
you can gouge away
or stay all day
if you want to

CHAINED TO THE PILLARS
A THREE DAY PARTY
I BREAK THE WALLS
AND KILL US ALL
WITH HOLY FINGERS

GOUGE AWAY
YOU CAN GOUGE AWAY
STAY ALL DAY
IF YOU WANT TO

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I fite for teh usars!1

This comment was edited by Rinzler on Aug 07 2007 09:42am.

Mar 25 2007 07:23am

JK13 /// jaws.
 - Student
 JK13 /// jaws.

No one knows what it's like

To be the bad man

To be the sad man

Behind blue eyes



No one knows what it's like

To be hated

To be fated

To telling only lies



But my dreams

They aren't as empty

As my conscience seems to be



I have hours, only lonely

My love is vengeance

That's never free



No one knows what it's like

To feel these feelings

Like I do

And I blame you



No one bites back as hard

On their anger

None of my pain and woe

Can show through



But my dreams

They aren't as empty

As my conscience seems to be



I have hours, only lonely

My love is vengeance

That's never free



When my fist clenches, crack it open

Before I use it and lose my cool

When I smile, tell me some bad news

Before I laugh and act like a fool



If I swallow anything evil

Put your finger down my throat

If I shiver, please give me a blanket

Keep me warm, let me wear your coat



No one knows what it's like

To be the bad man

To be the sad man

Behind blue eyes
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It's a false hologram, it IS artificial...

Mar 20 2007 07:26am

Trooper!
 - Student
 Trooper!

don't need to be a global citizen
because i'm blessed by nationality
i'm member of a growing populace
we enforce our popularity
there are things that
seem to pull us under
and there are things
that drag us down
but there's a power
and a vital presence
thats lurking all around
we've got the american Jesus
see him on the interstate
we've got the american Jesus
he helped build the
president's estate
i feel sorry
for the earth's population
'cuz so few
live in the U.S.A.
at least the foreigners
can copy our morality
they can visit but they cannot stay
only precious few
can garner the prosperity
it makes us walk
with renewed confidence
we've got a place to go when we die
and the architect resides right here
we've got the american Jesus
overwhelming millions every day
(exercising his authority)
he's the farmers barren fields
the force the army wields
the expession in the faces
of the starving children
the power of the man
he's the fuel that drives the clan
he's the motive and conscience
of the murderer
he's the preacher on t.v.
the false sincerity
the form letter that's written
by the big computers
he's the nuclear bombs
and the kids with no moms
and i'm fearful that
he's inside me
:eek:
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Honor those better than you would yourself.

Feb 10 2007 05:13am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

Ricky was a young boy, He had a heart of stone.
Lived 9 to 5 and worked his fingers to the bone.
Just barely got out of school, came from the edge of town.
Fought like a switchblade so no one could take him down.
He had no money, oooh no good at home.
He walked the streets a soldier and he fought the world alone.

18 and life You got it
18 and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
18 and life to go

Tequila in his heartbeat, His veins burned gasoline.
It kept his motor running but it never kept him clean.
They say he loved adventure, "Ricky's the wild one."
He married trouble and had a courtship with a gun.
Bang Bang Shoot 'em up, The party never ends.
You can't think of dying when the bottle's your best friend.

18 and life You got it
18 and life you know
Your crime is time and it's
18 and life to go

"Accidents will happen" they all heard Ricky say
He fired his six-shot to the wind - that child blew a child away.
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I fite for teh usars!1

This comment was edited by Rinzler on Feb 10 2007 05:14am.

Feb 07 2007 10:54am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

What would you do
To get to me
What would you say
To have your way
Would you give up
Or try again
If I hesitate
To let you win
Or would you be yourself
Or play your role
Tell all the boys
Or keep it low
If I say no
Would you turn away
Or play me off
Or would you stay

If at first you don't succeed
Dust yourself off and try again
You can dust it off and try again

If at first you don't succeed
You can dust it off and try again
Dust yourself off and try again

I'm into you,
You into me
But I cant let it go
So easily
Not 'til I see
What this could be
Be eternity
Or just a week
You know, our chemistry
Is off the chain
Is perfect now
But will it change
This aint a yes
This aint a no
Just do your thang
We'll see how it goes...ohhh

If at first you don't succeed
Dust yourself off and try it again
You can dust it off and try again

If at first you don't succeed
You can dust it off and try it again
Dust yourself off and try again

If you dont wanna throw it all away
Might be shy on the first date
What about the next date
huh, huh, huh, huh

If you dont wanna throw it all away
You might be buggin' on the first date
But what about the next date
um, um, um, um
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I fite for teh usars!1

Feb 02 2007 10:39am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

Far away
This ship is taking me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die

Starlight
I will be chasing the starlight
Until the end of my life
I don't know if it's worth it anymore

Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms

My life
You electrify my life
Let's conspire to re-ignite
All the souls that would die just to feel alive

But I'll never let you go
If you promised not to fade away
Never fade away

Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations

Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms

Far away
This ship is taking me far away
Far away from the memories
Of the people who care if I live or die

And I'll never let you go
If you promise not to fade away
Never fade away

Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations
Our hopes and expectations
Black holes and revelations

Hold you in my arms
I just wanted to hold
You in my arms
I just wanted to hold
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I fite for teh usars!1

Jan 31 2007 10:12am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

Sad Sad Monster. Turn those horns up.
Burn the back roads. Find your way out.
Troubled love life... give the gift of yourself...
to the dark

"Ground control to lost soul,
Ground control to lost soul.
If you copy... come in lost soul.
Come in lost soul.
We lost contact."(- Josh Brown)
Abort Mission. We lost contact.

Don’t these dead streets back you into bad corners?
Curbs crumble once you sit your ass on em.
Parking meters overdue. Violation goes unnoticed.
Out of all of those who tried to travel off road... you've come the closest.
So I grant you this toast:
To all of those who showed promise and never made one that broke.
I salute you. I never meant to lose you,
But I know this road don’t go where it used to.
I've got a map that looks a lot like your veiny arms.
It aint to scale, but it details the name of this song.And this one is called "Cancelled Flight Blues"
A Manipulative twist I think that Manson might've used.
But poor musicians come a dime a dozen.
And you’re the egg man, a flash in the pan, and your yolk is running.
Who broke that hard outer covering?
Some chick in your mix you couldn’t level with, headless horsemen?
Come the suffering... go the direction...
following air currents, but it was my drift you were supposed to be catching.
Fish nets collect dust in stagnant water.
I haven’t heard back from you since the gag order.
Pussycat got your tongue?
Pick it up up up up up up up (end communication)

Bad, bad actor. Flip that script now.
Read these cue cards. Find your way out.
Casting call girl...give the gift of yourself...
to the dark.

You’re a lint ball who moves on the whim of the wind.
Confused flexible movement for freedom.
If the walls you keep bouncing off of are closing in,
theres only so much time before your rhythm gets broken
I could hear it speeding up before we lost signal.
It caused a ripple effect. Rings on the radar would intersect.
Now your fingers are off limits;
I can’t hold your hand longer than your attention span.
The two way street we are supposed to meet on is just
a one-way dead end. You're some of my best friends
Press send. Where are the donuts you’ve been lost inside?
Tow trucks you’ve been forced to ride? Hold ups at the border line?
Customs will confiscate costumes.
Eat my dust and get exhausted, force fed by car fumes.
I can't afford a duty tax so expensive.
Come off your head trip and visit where your old friends live.
Your sensitive...like the time...critical.
You swore to God on a lie and didn’t die...you're invincible.
Kiss the pavement...make love while cars spin.
Be careful when the unsafe sex parade comes a marchin'.
They've got full body condoms to carry you off in.
I wish I told you that while we were still talking.
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I fite for teh usars!1

Jan 14 2007 01:18am

Trooper!
 - Student
 Trooper!

So proud a history, replete with sanctity,
orbs in their harmony, they sing their
code to me, have you ever heard
yourself the orbit that you are in?
the terse, oppressive blanket that's
instilled here by our spin, it's
misery and famin, it's a force
we cannot see,
misery and famine, it compels us naturally, misery and famine, great ellipse,
we bend to thee, misery and famine,
just accept your vagrancy, others
who bear no name, who feel that
life's a game, my verse they will defame,
we suffer all the same, they pay no
regard to their position or their speed,
but the firmament still covers them
with its malevolent seed, it's
misery and famine...,
"you look for meaning in things no
one comprehends, you feel no affinity
to the rabble we're in",
sources of inquiry have nothing to portend,
they will perplex us all until the
coming end, a feeling of despair,
hungry and full of care, we resent
everywhere the fortune that we share,
"this earth could be a better place"
is a concept i condone,
given our pathetic course our destiny is known, it's misery and famine...
:eek:
_______________
Honor those better than you would yourself.

This comment was edited by Trooper! on Jan 14 2007 01:23am.

Nov 22 2006 09:16am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

Im waiting in my cold cell when the bell begins to chime
Reflecting on my past life and it doesnt have much time
Cause at 5 oclock they take me to the gallows pole
The sands of time for me are running low

When the priest comes to read me the last rites
I take a look through the bars at the last sights
Of a world that has gone very wrong for me

Can it be theres some sort of error
Hard to stop the surmounting terror
Is it really the end not some crazy dream

Somebody please tell me that Im dreaming
Its not so easy to stop from screaming
But words escape me when I try to speak
Tears they flow but why am I crying
After all I am not afraid of dying
Dont believe that there is never an end

As the guards march me out to the courtyard
Someone calls from a cell God be with you
If theres a God then why has he let me die?

As I walk all my life drifts before me
And though the end is near Im not sorry
Catch my soul cos its willing to fly away

Mark my words please believe my soul lives on
Please dont worry now that I have gone
Ive gone beyond to see the truth

When you know that your time is close at hand
Maybe then youll begin to understand
Life down there is just a strange illusion.
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I fite for teh usars!1

Nov 22 2006 08:47am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

I don't wanna be a playa no more
I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot
But Big Punisher, still got what you're lookin for
For my thugs, for my thugs
Uptown baby, uptown
Don't wanna be, don't wanna be - I don't wanna be a playa no more
I'm not a playa I just fuck a lot
But you know Big Punisher still down by law
Who's down to fuck a lot

Hey yo I'm still not a playa but you still a hater
Elevator to the top hah, see you later, I'm gone
Penthouse suite, Penthouse freaks
In house beach, french countesse, ten thou piece
Rent-out lease, with a option to buy
Coppin a five-oh Benz for when I'm not, far up in the sky
Puffin the lye, from my Twinzito
Up in the Benzito with my kiko from Queens, nicknamed Perico
We go back like PA's and wearin PJ's
Now we reach the peakage, runnin trains for three days
Who wanna ride it won't cost you a dollar
whether soft or harder of course you still gonna holla
My my, I'm big huh, I rip my prick through your hooters
I'm sick, you couldn't measure my dick with six rulers
Hold up, chula, I'm all about gettin loot
But I knock that boot, if you out to get HOOF

I love from butter pecan to blackberry molass'
I don't discriminate, I regulate every shade of the (ass)
Long as you show class, and pass my test
Fat ass and breasts, highly intelligent bachlorettes
That's the best, I won't settle for less
I wanna ghetto brunette, with unforgettable sex
I lay your head on my chest, come feel my heartbeat
We can park the Jeep, pump Mobb Deep, and just spark the leaf
It's hard to creep since I found Joe
Every pretty round brown hoe wanna go down low
But this Boogie Down pro-fessional, I'ma let you know
Once I put the blows, get your clothes, cause you got to go
I could go downstairs, little brown hairs everywhere
"You nasty Twin!" I don't care
Round here they call me Big Pun, if you with the big guns
Thick tongue, known to make a chick cum

In the hot tub, poppin bubb-ly
Rubbin your spot love, got you screamin Punish me
But it don't stop, watch the Pun get wicked
When I stick it even Luke be like "Don't stop, get it get it"

Boricua, morena, boricua, morena
No more rollin with an entourage
Unless it's Pun and the Terror Squad
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I fite for teh usars!1

Nov 02 2006 09:10am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

I think I'm gonna be sad,
I think it's today, yeah.
The girl that's driving me mad
Is going away.

She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
But she don't care.

She said that living with me
Is bringing her down yeah.
For she would never be free
When I was around.

She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
But she don't care.

I don't know why she's ridin' so high,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me.
Before she gets to saying goodbye,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me.

I think I'm gonna be sad,
I think it's today yeah.
The girl that's driving me mad
Is going away, yeah.

She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
But she don't care.

I don't know why she's ridin' so high,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me.
Before she gets to saying goodbye,
She ought to think twice,
She ought to do right by me
.
She said that living with me,
Is bringing her down, yeah.
For she would never be free
When I was around.

Ah, she's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
She's got a ticket to ride,
But she don't care.

My baby don't care, my baby don't care.
My baby don't care, my baby don't care.
My baby don't care, my baby don't care.
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I fite for teh usars!1

Oct 17 2006 07:22am

Trooper!
 - Student
 Trooper!

Uhm hi Bizmark! You know for a guy that got banned after about two weeks of playing you recieve more messages than me! Holy cow!:eek: BTW I'm drunk right now and I hope you're reading this 'cause I'm typing real fast, I hope I'm not typing too fast for you to read hahahhahahahhahahahahhahahahahha OK that wasn't funny but I just can't stop laughing, usually I post lyrics but right now I think I'm just posting for Dane, my favorite Jedi Knight. That's right I said it he's my favorite knight woooohoooo!
What a dumpster-style fighting ausie shrimponthebarbie hot-man. You go boy :cool:
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Honor those better than you would yourself.

Sep 20 2006 06:40am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

Just wakin up in the mornin gotta thank God
I don't know but today seems kinda odd
No barkin from the dog, no smog
And momma cooked a breakfast with no hog
I got my grub on, but didn't pig out
Finally got a call from a girl I wanna dig out
Hooked it up for later as I hit the do'
Thinkin will I live, another twenty-fo'
I gotta go cause I got me a drop top
And if I hit the switch, I can make the ass drop
Had to stop, at a red light
Lookin in my mirror and not a jacker in sight
And everything is alright
I got a beep from Kim, and she can fuck all night
Called up the homies and I'm askin y'all
Which park, are y'all playin basketball?
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Freakin niggaz everyway like M.J.
I can't believe, today was a good day

Drove to the pad and hit the showers
Didn't even get no static from the cowards
Cause just yesterday them fools tried to blast me
Saw the police and they rolled right past me
No flexin, didn't even look in a nigga's direction
as I ran the intersection
Went to $hort Dog's house, they was watchin Yo! MTV Raps
What's the haps on the craps?
Shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em up, shake 'em
Roll 'em in a circle of niggaz and watch me break 'em
with the seven, seven-eleven, seven-eleven
Seven even back do' Lil' Joe
I picked up the cash flow
Then we played bones, and I'm yellin domino
Plus nobody I know got killed in South Central L.A.
Today was a good day

Left my nigga's house paid
Picked up a girl been tryin to fuck since the 12th grade
It's ironic, I had the brew she had the chronic
The Lakers beat the Supersonics
I felt on the big fat fanny
Pulled out the jammy, and killed the punanny
And my dick runs deep, so deep
So deep put her ass to sleep
Woke her up around one
She didn't hesitate, to call Ice Cube the top gun
Drove her to the pad and I'm coastin
Took another sip of the potion hit the three-wheel motion
I was glad everything had worked out
Dropped her ass off and then chirped out
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didn't even see a berry flashin those high beams
No helicopter looking for a murder
Two in the mornin got the Fatburger
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read, "Ice Cube's a pimp"
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my pager still blowin up
Today I didn't even have to use my A.K.
I got to say it was a good day
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I fite for teh usars!1

Sep 17 2006 07:29am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

I'm bringing pain like two bad nurses, and the pain from these
here

motherfuckin verses ridiculous thirstses involving hearses

to the dirt shit first picks and use'n autos to work with

Slugs to the shirt shit (just to squirt shit)

Im kickin it with an expert kick

and burst 'til the earth split leave you hurt bitch

Show you how worser than worst get in the zone

See the vein when the pain repel

and then they closin the curtains bitch

(when adrenaline's pumpin')

I don't understand discussion, only hear certain shit

I'm a misunderstood nigga and I'm off my square high

Got me reversin clips and dispersin shit


What can I say to make you see how the fuck I feel

to make me wanna jump off of the edge

I'm charged off of suckers gettin shot up off the ledge

No pain, instead of 'caine I took a blunt off to the head

(so tell me what it said)

Retaliate with lethal repercussion

I feel the reefer rushin

to go into thangs, like it's a wicked stick

Took the Benadryl, hot like I'm fin' ta steal

to get the kickin shit

for niggaz and bitches that I kick it with

I was born to get you pumped up

it's like some lead bust cause I give motherfuckers a head
rush

Then yo' head bust when you jumped up

Cause what I said must've got you geeked, my eyes red puffed

from smokin shit that niggaz hit on to die

Make me wanna slip the clip on the side

And if you act a bitch on the side, if we have to

then the whole Westside'll let the shit go on and ride

when the trigga bust

That's your adrenaline rush

like when a motherfucker have to go pick up the pump

to make his opposition chest kick up and jump

when you lit up the gun to make your body get up and uhh

That's your adrenaline rush

like when a motherfucker have to go pick up the pump

to make a trigger pick up and dump

so turn the bass, kick up and bump

and let the rhythm hit off the trunk

pullin up and bailin out like we're carsick, I'm ready to start
shit

start up buryin some heads like an ostrich

and unload the whole cartridge and throw the shells out the
garbage

the hardest of motherfuckers could never achieve what I've
accomplished

Yungbuck's my accomplice

Located his existance with my sixth sense like a compass

and starting on a journey established to stop this

rushin up the hearts of the niggaz to get em charged

what's the real reason?

All you haters try to murder me so now it's kill season

And even though I'm still bleedin

I'm comin after you cause I'm still breathin

And y'all can't trace me

I bury my victims in the wall like gacey too lyrical

and since its nipple my umbilical these flows is critical

This music is miracle like I'm biblical

Killin like I'm nuttier than buddy love

and still wouldn't leave a bloody glove and start the truck
up

and speed the fuck up getaway smokin this blunt

Dump the adrenaline eruptin my viens I'm pumped up



And I'm calibrated at 360 degrees

See that's 300 niggaz that gon die about 60 slugs to do this
deed

(Psycho Drama) we too much for the industrialistic fuck

with this on the brink of fuckin up some shit

Dismantle deduct some shit

It's hard to imagine what niggaz got nerves to do

(what niggaz got nerves to do)

So I guess I'll just take that fuckin' nerve from you

then think what I'm on the verge to do

And I got the urge to ooh let semi close yo curtains fool

from killin the verses fool I be one of the worstest dude

(you the who?)

I'm the worstest workin about 9 millimeters above your
surface

unleash these thangs then I defeat yo purpose bitch you
hurtin

That's your adrenaline rush

like when a motherfucker have to go pick up the pump

to make his opposition chest kick up and jump

when you lit up the gun to make your body get up and uhh

That's your adrenaline rush

like when a motherfucker have to go pick up the pump

to make a trigger pick up and dump

so turn the bass, kick up and bump

and let the rhythm hit off the trunk
_______________
I fite for teh usars!1

Sep 05 2006 10:25am

Rinzler
 - Student
 Rinzler

oh my baby bismarck
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I fite for teh usars!1

Aug 27 2006 05:29am

Tido
 - Student
 Tido

<edit by Buzz>...</adminedit>

So Biz doesn't think I came in here or cussed him out, what I did was use Aron's css comment thingy to put "GET CRUNK" all over the profile. Some humor shared between myself and Dane in Biz's behalf. Was a good laugh and I wish you could have seen it.

This comment was edited by Tido on Aug 30 2006 08:49pm.

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