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Jun 19 2003 06:43pm

Menaxia
 - Student
Menaxia
explanation is needed here....




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This is not the place to look for me

This post was edited by Menaxia on Apr 05 2004 04:51pm.

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What's up with this nipple business??

vote results
It's FUN It's FUN [140 votes] [44%]
I'ts a private joke I'ts a private joke [30 votes] [9%]
Oh - no reason.... Oh - no reason.... [23 votes] [7%]
Why not?! Why not?! [60 votes] [19%]
A wookie Nipple pole should be set up..... A wookie Nipple pole should be set up..... [67 votes] [21%]

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Dec 06 2004 10:52am

Coogee
 - Student
 Coogee

Quiets Quest Journal Day 6

The quest against the evil firewall of doom hasn't been going so well. Not only has the captive been put on day release for a short period (clearly a PR stunt by the Evil firewall of Doom) but for the past few days I have been detained by a huge number of bandits totaling, er 1 (well he was really big, probably a giant, a wizard, a loan shark, lepricorn or something equally as bad).

Subjected to all kinds of torture including the dreaded nipple screws :eek: I didn't spill anything even under extreme duress (although he didn't actually ask any questions).

After 4 whole days of captivity I was finally ready to make my bid for freedom along with my fellow captive Joe the talking frog (long story) using nothing a safety pin, some toilet paper, a blow up doll (funny the things you find in caves of crazed bandits, it had nothing to do with me I swear) and er a magic crossbow.

Anyway the escape was clearly heroic on my part but Joe the Talking frog didn't perform so well so it’s probably best I keep quiet on this one to save Joe's good name.

After vanquishing the evil bandit and removing the magic bolt from the magic crossbow from my buttocks we looted the place and replacing some of the stuff that was taken from us.

Anyway we made it to nearest local population centre after a load of walking(sigh!!!) a big city half way on the way to the evil firewall of doom (damn these bandits have good transport links).

Anyway me and Joe have joined the local fighter’s guild to raise some cash to continue the quest; we've been assigned a quest to clean a warehouse of rats so the next update should be after that.

Note to self.
- Don't talk to strangers
- must remember name and rank so I can shout that instead next time (and find out if I have a number)
- be careful with magic crossbows
- be very careful with magic crossbows
- be really f*ck*ng careful with magic crossbows
- write a letter to the Adventures & Questing Union about improving transport links to bandit caves

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Bro of many in a very deformed family tree || Formerly a Padawan of Motrec, Kenyon & Aphex AKA Quiet Guardian, QG and Coogie

This comment was edited by Coogee on Dec 07 2004 12:10am.

Dec 05 2004 11:25pm

Roan Belouve
 - Retired
 Roan Belouve

Queenie back on line that is NIPPLETASTIC!!!!

/me hands QG a Foot spa and vaseline..

Quests can be hard on the Nipples!!

BT have cancelled my Broadband so I'm not on the servers atm back soon though.
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*Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same :). Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)

Dec 05 2004 06:12pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

Woof. :P
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Axion - Yeah.

Dec 05 2004 04:40pm

Menaxia
 - Student
 Menaxia

Nipple.
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This is not the place to look for me

Dec 05 2004 03:39pm

ozzcoz
 - Cosplay Nerd
 ozzcoz

Nippliciousness!
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A wizard did it.

Dec 04 2004 11:11pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

N-I-P-P-L-E
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Dec 04 2004 11:09pm

Leww
 - Student
 Leww

Quote:
'Nipple' Why you ask? Why not?


What? :confused:

Nipple!

Dec 04 2004 11:08pm

solitude
 - Jedi Council
 solitude

'Nipple' Why you ask? Why not?
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Joined 16 October 2004 | Retired 10 April 2005 | Returned 05 June 2008 | Made Staff 27 June 2008 | Made Council 18 January 2009
Padawan To Odan-Wei Belouve | Adopted into the Belouve family | Twin to xAnAtOs | Owner of the 4th Quesi sexy badge :D Brother To Roan Belouve, Nomad, Majno, Silkmonkey, Kensei and Jarhok Belouve
Owner Of Virtue's 1000th profile comment, Mr. Doobie's 1000th profile comment, Gradius' 2500th comment, xAnAtOs' 2500th comment, Rosered's 1500th comment, Laziana's 900th comment, Scythus' 500th comment and Echuu's 100th comment


Dec 04 2004 10:58pm

Leww
 - Student
 Leww

Nipple

Dec 03 2004 01:17am

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

Quote:
Now.

*opens a can of nipple-flavoured doggeh f00d* :D


w00t! :D ::Consumes it all fast like:: :)
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Axion - Yeah.

Dec 02 2004 12:56am

tarpman
 - The Tarped Avenger
 tarpman

Now.

*opens a can of nipple-flavoured doggeh f00d* :D
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Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time.

Dec 01 2004 11:54pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

When do I eat? :D
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Axion - Yeah.

Dec 01 2004 11:46am

Majno
 - Padawan
 Majno

/Hands QG some sturdy Hiking-Boots, there you go mate :D /waves, Nipple!!
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" You've just taken your first steps into a larger world. " - Ben.

Dec 01 2004 11:02am

Coogee
 - Student
 Coogee

w00teh! b00m!!!

-QG-
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Bro of many in a very deformed family tree || Formerly a Padawan of Motrec, Kenyon & Aphex AKA Quiet Guardian, QG and Coogie

Dec 01 2004 10:57am

Menaxia
 - Student
 Menaxia

:D
I go home on Saturday you know...
See you soon guys - i get let out of the-prison-without-bars for 5 weeks.:alliance:
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This is not the place to look for me

Dec 01 2004 02:56am

Coogee
 - Student
 Coogee

Quiet's Quest Journal Day One

There comes a time in every knight's life when he must rampage across the land leaving in his wake chaos, destruction, empty bars in taverns and load of dead stuff. Yep the Quiet one has decided to quest against the Evil Firewall of Doom! :eek:

Having collected my kit together and left instructions on dog feeding times, etc. I leave the town only to find that a main part of questing appears to be walking. :(

I'm very unhappy about this and will be writing a complaint to the adventures & questing Union upon my return to get walking removed from any quests and to arrange adequate transportation to and from dungeons and evil super fortresses.

Note to self.
Bring hardened footwear instead of flip flops next time.
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Bro of many in a very deformed family tree || Formerly a Padawan of Motrec, Kenyon & Aphex AKA Quiet Guardian, QG and Coogie

Dec 01 2004 12:52am

Roan Belouve
 - Retired
 Roan Belouve

Day Two Long Island Upper East Side:

The Lack of Nipples during this part of my journey is worrying but pales into insignificance compared to the lack of Nipples in the last few post.

Has society, as a whole, lost it’s focus. As I stroke lefty the world seems an alien place.

Maybe Queenies absence from the servers is starting to tell. My Quest continues

Roan Belouve
Knight of Nippledom

Friends of those that know!!:)
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*Bro to Vaxxla,Padawan of FiZZandOdan-Wei Part of the mighty Belouve Dynasty-Knight of Nippledom.Twin of Selphestal!**Proud Master to Kaelis and Acura Friend to anyone who would call me the same :). Pic by the amazing Majno (merry)

Nov 30 2004 12:39am

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

It's now the 15 year old dawg. *Parties* :D
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 29 2004 10:21pm

Menaxia
 - Student
 Menaxia

nipple.
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This is not the place to look for me

Nov 29 2004 09:58pm

Leww
 - Student
 Leww

Quote:
Bananas. :P


:(

*grin*

Nov 28 2004 10:36pm

DJK
 - Student
 DJK

Gross

Nov 28 2004 10:09pm

Menaxia
 - Student
 Menaxia

there's no such thing as normal.
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This is not the place to look for me

Nov 28 2004 09:01pm

Axion
 - Student
 Axion

You made Lew sad. :eek: Bananas. :P
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Axion - Yeah.

Nov 28 2004 04:12pm

Leww
 - Student
 Leww

Quote:
you ppl are weird.............:D


:(

Nov 28 2004 03:50pm

Duffman
 - Student
 Duffman

you ppl are weird.............:D
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*Sigh*
Married to Mirael D'kana, Former master to Shangri Stomwind and Crash D'Kana, Owner of Gil-Galad's 100th post, Khâ D'Kana's 700th post, and friend to just about everyone


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