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Jun 19 2003 06:43pm

Menaxia
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Menaxia
explanation is needed here....




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This post was edited by Menaxia on Apr 05 2004 04:51pm.

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What's up with this nipple business??

vote results
It's FUN It's FUN [140 votes] [44%]
I'ts a private joke I'ts a private joke [30 votes] [9%]
Oh - no reason.... Oh - no reason.... [23 votes] [7%]
Why not?! Why not?! [60 votes] [19%]
A wookie Nipple pole should be set up..... A wookie Nipple pole should be set up..... [67 votes] [21%]

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Jun 21 2003 01:32am

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

I bet you don't mind nipples Arcuss...since your lactates...










got milk?
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Jun 21 2003 12:00am

Ale'Velkyrii
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 Ale'Velkyrii

I didn't say that nipples are perverted. I meant that the way people talk about them is perverted. When does perversion begin and end? It seems as though there is no line anymore.
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Jun 20 2003 11:41pm

Arcuss
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 Arcuss

There's is nothing perverse about nipples.

Jun 20 2003 11:15pm

Halendor
 - Ex-Student
 Halendor

Is there something wrong with perversion?

Jun 20 2003 11:03pm

Acey Spadey
 - Student
 Acey Spadey

hmm... It appears i'm not the only one with a Fetish as people call it.
yeah i Like cats. and it appears as though Menaxia likes Nipples...
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Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jun 20 2003 11:01pm

Ale'Velkyrii
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 Ale'Velkyrii

I'm not going to vote on that because it doesn't have my choice. The only reason people keep mentioning nipples is simply because of perversion. There's a lot of that, so that's why.
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Wanna know what my name means? Peralos Ale'Velkyrii: Perilous Drunken Angel, or PDA for short. :P
Perilous, because I'm bound to get into fights I can't win. Drunken, because ALE! Angel, because a valkyrie is basically an angel of Odin.
I'm here to send you to the afterlife, but I can't gurantee I'll be stable enough to win a fight. :D


This comment was edited by Ale'Velkyrii on Jun 20 2003 11:01pm.

Jun 20 2003 10:31pm

Menaxia
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 Menaxia

*bump* again.....
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Jun 20 2003 05:20pm

Battlin' Billy
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 Battlin' Billy

LOL!!!

My 1st girlfriend had a triple nipple. It was also the 1st set of female breasts I had seen in RL™ and it bugged me out at first. Bit it became quite fun!

Also, the 1st band I played in was called Toxic Nipple (formerly The Nipples). We even had a "hit" song called Nipples!

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Jun 20 2003 04:23pm

Bubu
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 Bubu

may the nipple be with you...

if you need help understanding the ways of the nipple, i suggest you go see the nipple master, our beloved leader, massaboobie.. err.. i mean... doobie. yeah.
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This comment was edited by Bubu on Jun 20 2003 04:24pm.

Jun 20 2003 03:31pm

Malk
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 Malk

Extra Nipples and Dating
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Perhaps the biggest cause of low self-esteem among Triple-Nipplers is in matters of dating. What most fail to realize, however, is that having an extra nipple is not necessarily a negative thing. If treated properly, your third nipple can get you scores of dates which you would not normally get.

To get started, try the following pickup lines at the bar or club:

* Do you know what 2+3 is? That's how many nipples we have between the two of us.
* Wanna come to my place and meet my little buddy, "Nip"?
* I know there's something special about you because all three of my nipples like you.
* I may look like I have a hard body, but I've got three soft nipples to love you with.
* Are you the kind of girl who likes Doublemint gum? 'Cause I can triple your fun!
* I'm sure you reject guys all the time, but you wouldn't turn down a man with three nipples, would you? Hey! That hurt!
* Are you tired of two-dimensional guys? Then I think you're ready for my ultra-real 3D Love, complete with Triple-Nipple action!

These witty-yet-tasteful lines will get things rolling. Once you've got her attention, use your Triple-Nipple as a conversation element:

Example:

Her: I see you're watching the game. Do you like hockey?
You: Yeah. I think the Stars are gonna win this year.
Her: Really? How come?
You: My Triple-Nipple told me. He's never wrong.
Her: Oh. Wow. So you have a Triple-Nipple?
You: Yep. Quite some time now. His birthday was last week. I offered to get him pierced, but all he wanted was a massage.
Her: That's sooo sweet! Wanna go steady?

Example:

Her: Excuse me, are you Bill? I heard you have a Triple-Nipple.
You: I do. Would you like to see him?
Her: Oh yes! ... Wow! Listen, I'd really like to get to know you and...
You: Jerimiah James--I call him JJ for short.
Her: Rrrrr! Come're, you sexy beast!

Naturally, some women may feel nervous or threatened by a Triple-Nipple. Remember that having an extra nipple is a bonus, and try to help her see that too. If a heart-to-heart doesn't do the trick, try one of the following:

* Have a ménage á trois--you, her, and your Triple-Nipple.
* Let her know that your Triple-Nipple is fully capable of entertaining himself during close moments.
* Start by telling her the story of The Three Little Nipples: "This little Nipple went to the market. This little Nipple stayed home. And this little Nipple made sweet, passionate love to his girlfriend. The end. So... wanna make sweet, passionate love?"
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Jun 20 2003 03:27pm

Malk
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 Malk

For all you JA members that have more nipples than the rest of us, this little site might be useful to you :D

http://www.ugcs.caltech.edu/~wenz/
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Jun 20 2003 02:28pm

xAnAtOs
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Whatta ya mean more to be done? Spam? :P
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Jun 20 2003 01:42pm

Menaxia
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 Menaxia

thanx for that arcuss - come on the rest of you; there's more to be done on this thread!!!

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Jun 20 2003 12:28am

Arcuss
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 Arcuss

nip·ple
Pronunciation: 'ni-p&l
Function: noun
Etymology: earlier neble, nible, probably diminutive of neb, nib
Date: 1530
1 : the protuberance of a mammary gland upon which in the female( or male in my case) the lactiferous ducts open and from which milk is drawn
2 a : an artificial teat through which a bottle-fed infant nurses b : a device with an orifice through which the discharge of a liquid can be regulated
3 a : a protuberance resembling or suggesting the nipple of a breast b : a small projection through which oil or grease is injected into machinery
4 : a pipe coupling consisting of a short piece of threaded tubing


Jun 19 2003 10:46pm

Menaxia
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 Menaxia

OH LOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!:D
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Jun 19 2003 10:17pm

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

cold
(.)(.)
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.Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote:
Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
Quote:
(Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU!
Quote:
whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!
Padawan - Henkes


Jun 19 2003 10:08pm

Kueller
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 Kueller

Flat :p
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Jun 19 2003 09:46pm

Malk
 - Student
 Malk

( o ) ( o )

what would the world be like without nipples :D
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Jun 19 2003 09:29pm

Silencio
 - Student
 Silencio

everybody likes nipples:)
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Jun 19 2003 08:12pm

Halendor
 - Ex-Student
 Halendor

The other night massadoobie held a speech and, after a little suggestion of my own, started babbling about nipples. Then he danced like the people on Zion. He's nuts. Very explainable though. Who wouldn't get nuts being an Academy Dictator for Life?

Massadoobie: "excellent, i've gained more converts to the nipple-side! muahahanipplehahaha"

Guess the mææææh-religion has a competitor now :)

Jun 19 2003 08:00pm

Jacen Aratan
 - Student

And so does Doobie. And many more people here.

Jun 19 2003 08:00pm

Phantom
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 Phantom

I like female nipples :)
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Jun 19 2003 08:00pm

Arcuss
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 Arcuss

I like Nipples.

Jun 19 2003 07:59pm

Phantom
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 Phantom

I give u a purple nurple!
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Jun 19 2003 07:39pm

Jello`
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 Jello`

the SPAM is strong in this one
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