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May 31 2003 12:39pm

SS/ph00d
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SS/ph00d
guys let's try to get like 10,000 posts, so once a day just put a random word here.
just comment any random thing, words, phrases whatever you want
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This post was edited by SS/ph00d on May 31 2003 06:29pm.

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Apr 19 2005 12:55am

Refl3x
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 Refl3x

Yarrgh!
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"The only child ever to survive a roundhouse kick by Chuck Norris was Gary Coleman. He has not grown since."
Whachoo talkin bout Willis?

Go Sox baby.


Apr 19 2005 12:48am

Master Bandon
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 Master Bandon

tugi ya nolia
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Apr 19 2005 12:34am

Darth Sirius
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 Darth Sirius

seven
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Learning staff from Janus,


Apr 18 2005 10:46pm

Phantom
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 Phantom

WHOHA a lil more than neccsary :P
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"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Apr 18 2005 10:43pm

skankerkid
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 skankerkid

ARTHUR

Old woman!



DENNIS

Man!



ARTHUR

Man. I'm sorry. Old man, What knight live in that castle

over there?



DENNIS

I'm thirty-seven.



ARTHUR

What?



DENNIS:

I'm thirty-seven ... I'm not old.



ARTHUR:

Well - I can't just say: "Hey, Man!'



DENNIS

Well you could say: "Dennis"



ARTHUR

I didn't know you were called Dennis.



DENNIS

You didn't bother to find out, did you?



ARTHUR

I've said I'm sorry about the old woman, but from the behind

you looked ...



DENNIS

What I object to is that you automatically treat me like

an inferior ...



ARTHUR

Well ... I AM king.



DENNIS

Oh, very nice. King, eh! I expect you've got a palace and fine

clothes and courtiers and plenty of food. And how d'you get that?

By exploiting the workers! By hanging on to outdated imperialist

dogma which perpetuates the social and economic differences in our

society! If there's EVER going to be any progress ...



An OLD WOMAN appears.



OLD WOMAN

Dennis! There's some lovely filth down here ... Oh!

how d'you do?



ARTHUR

How d'you do, good lady ... I am Arthur, King of the Britons ...

can you tell me who lives in that castle?



OLD WOMAN

King of the WHO?



ARTHUR

The Britons.



OLD WOMAN

Who are the Britons?



ARTHUR

All of us are ... we are all Britons.



DENNIS winks at the OLD WOMAN.



... and I am your king ....



OLD WOMAN

Ooooh! I didn't know we had a king. I thought we were

an autonomous collective ...



DENNIS

You're fooling yourself. We're living in a dictatorship,

A self-perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes ...



OLD WOMAN

There you are, bringing class into it again ...



DENNIS

That's what it's all about ... If only -



ARTHUR

Please, please good people. I am in haste. What knight lives in

that castle?



OLD WOMAN

No one live there.



ARTHUR

Well, who is your lord?



OLD WOMAN

We don't have a lord.



ARTHUR

What?



DENNIS

I told you, We're an anarcho-syndicalist commune, we take

it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.



ARTHUR

Yes.



DENNIS

... But all the decision of that officer ...



ARTHUR

Yes, I see.



DENNIS

... must be approved at a bi-weekly meeting by a simple majority

in the case of purely internal affairs.



ARTHUR

Be quiet!



DENNIS

... but a two-thirds majority ...



ARTHUR

Be quiet! I order you to shut up.



OLD WOMAN

Order, eh -- who does he think he is?



ARTHUR

I am your king!



OLD WOMAN

Well, I didn't vote for you.



ARTHUR

You don't vote for kings.



OLD WOMAN

Well, how did you become king, then?



ARTHUR

The Lady of the Lake, her arm clad in the purest shimmering samite,

held Excalibur aloft from the bosom of the water to signify by

Divine Providence ... that I, Arthur, was to carry Excalibur ...

That is why I am your king!

|

| OLD WOMAN

| Is Frank in? He'd be able to deal with this one.

|

DENNIS

Look, strange women lying on their backs in ponds handing out

swords ... that's no basis for a system of government. Supreme

executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from

some farcical aquatic ceremony.



ARTHUR

Be quiet!



DENNIS

You can't expect to wield supreme executive power

just 'cause some watery tart threw a sword at you!



ARTHUR

Shut up!



DENNIS

I mean, if I went around saying I was an Emperor because some

moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, people would

put me away!



ARTHUR

(Grabbing him by the collar)

Shut up, will you. Shut up!



DENNIS

Ah! NOW ... we see the violence inherent in the system.



ARTHUR

Shut up!



PEOPLE (i.e. other PEASANTS) are appearing and watching.



DENNIS

(calling)

Come and see the violence inherent in the system.

Help, help, I'm being repressed!



ARTHUR

(aware that people are now coming out and watching)

Bloody peasant!

(pushes DENNIS over into mud and prepares to ride off)



DENNIS

Oh, Did you hear that! What a give-away.



ARTHUR

Come on, patsy.



They ride off.



DENNIS

(in the background as we PULL OUT)

did you see him repressing me, then? That's what I've

been on about ...
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Apr 18 2005 10:26pm

Setementor
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 Setementor

Whoha

Apr 18 2005 09:53pm

Zarith
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 Zarith

harr!!
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We are defined by the choices we make. Our focus determines our reality...


Apr 18 2005 04:47pm

Conchris
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 Conchris

C :alliance:
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Apr 17 2005 05:58pm

Setementor
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 Setementor

Whoha

Apr 17 2005 03:32pm

Phantom
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 Phantom

whoha
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Ex-Master to Threat.
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"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Apr 17 2005 01:19pm

NotSoLittleCaesar
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 NotSoLittleCaesar

DERP..M00000000000000000000000000
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Apr 17 2005 09:04am

Conchris
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 Conchris

What? :P
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Apr 17 2005 02:17am

Phantom
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 Phantom

whoha
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-Phantom
Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Apr 16 2005 08:11pm

mortistik
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 mortistik

The only reality is that which we percieve, but our perceptions rely on sensors built from the matter of our reality! The chicken or the egg?
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This comment was edited by mortistik on Apr 16 2005 08:12pm.

Apr 16 2005 04:20pm

Setementor
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 Setementor

Whoha

Apr 16 2005 01:22pm

Phantom
 - Student
 Phantom

whoha!
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Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Apr 16 2005 01:21pm

Lithaerien
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 Lithaerien

m00
derp
m00
derp derp
m00000000000000000000
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Apr 16 2005 12:22pm

Conchris
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 Conchris

B :P
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Apr 16 2005 12:17pm

DJK
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 DJK

Underline

Apr 16 2005 11:36am

Zarith
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 Zarith

whaaaaaaaaaa
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We are defined by the choices we make. Our focus determines our reality...


Apr 15 2005 10:46pm

Conchris
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 Conchris

A :P
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Apr 15 2005 03:59pm

Setementor
 - Jedi Master
 Setementor

Whoha

Apr 15 2005 12:12pm

Phantom
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 Phantom

whoha
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Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Apr 14 2005 11:00pm

Phantom
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 Phantom

whoha!
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Ex-Master to Threat.
Proud owner of Sazabi's 1500th comment! And Threats 50th comment
"Insanity: a perfect rational adjustment to an insane world"


Apr 14 2005 10:11pm

Zarith
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 Zarith

Whoha
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We are defined by the choices we make. Our focus determines our reality...


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