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Titanic crews died because they were 'british'
Jan 21 2009 11:25pm

NotSoLittleCaesar
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NotSoLittleCaesar
Yep, its true.

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More British passengers died on the Titanic because they queued politely for lifeboats, researchers believe.


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Mr Savage said: "There was one gentleman who was rather wealthy... who went back downstairs after he put his wife on the [life] boat... put on his tuxedo...went back upstairs and smoked... with the idea that if I am going die, I may as well die as a gentleman and well-dressed."

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I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop


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Jan 23 2009 09:25pm

NotSoLittleCaesar
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 NotSoLittleCaesar

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Now why would a url masking service write about the BBC? Let us ponder this strange happening while eating coffee cake.


Maybe it is to mask the real truth. The Brits caused 9/11!


feck, busted.
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I mostly agree oh Lord of the squeezy mop


Jan 23 2009 09:21pm

Tallepyon
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 Tallepyon

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Now why would a url masking service write about the BBC? Let us ponder this strange happening while eating coffee cake.


Maybe it is to mask the real truth. The Brits caused 9/11!

Jan 23 2009 08:03pm

Augusta_Mintaka
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 Augusta_Mintaka

Now why would a url masking service write about the BBC? Let us ponder this strange happening while eating coffee cake.
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This comment was edited by Augusta_Mintaka on Jan 23 2009 08:05pm.

Jan 23 2009 07:29pm

Synyster
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 Synyster

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The BBC and CNN will one day have an epic showdown which will destroy the free world. C-SPAN will broadcast it because they are the only news station out there that hides its bias.


The BBC is horribly biased, just look at this :(

http://tinyurl.com/bbcsuck


Jan 23 2009 05:33pm

Augusta_Mintaka
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 Augusta_Mintaka

The BBC and CNN will one day have an epic showdown which will destroy the free world. C-SPAN will broadcast it because they are the only news station out there that hides its bias.
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Jan 23 2009 05:11am

DJ Sith
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 DJ Sith

The research got it wrong. They caused their own deaths because the limey fog breathers were already so used to the humidity, cold, dark, and fog that they thought the boat turned around and they were back home. They have nobody to blame but themselves!

Lets get this thread back on track, making fun of English people. Bring on your stereotypes! The more general the better!
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Jan 23 2009 04:45am

Augusta_Mintaka
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 Augusta_Mintaka

I believe we need to reinstate the draft and initiate a modern crusade for greater justice!
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Jan 23 2009 01:35am

Tallepyon
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 Tallepyon

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sorry! i couldn't help but use our nation's superior intelligence to execute my plan of a global takeover of the world's economy.


Don't sweat it. We will now have to use our nation's superior military might to protect and police the world!

Jan 23 2009 12:40am

Komence
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 Komence

sorry! i couldn't help but use our nation's superior intelligence to execute my plan of a global takeover of the world's economy.

Jan 22 2009 11:58pm

Augusta_Mintaka
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 Augusta_Mintaka

pr0fits! YOU destroyed the economy of the world? Shame shame double shame.
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Jan 22 2009 08:53pm

Synyster
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 Synyster

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america ... the land of eternal prosperity


I LOL at that part, since you've managed to destroy the entire world's financial systems. Also this guy had the right idea, might aswell die enjoying a few creature comforts.

Jan 22 2009 08:05pm

Augusta_Mintaka
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 Augusta_Mintaka

Satire and US stereotypes create the ultimate poker face of comedy.
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Jan 22 2009 11:59am

Masta
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 Masta

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pr0fits never jokes around.

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Jan 22 2009 11:55am

NotSoLittleCaesar
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 NotSoLittleCaesar

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what? how could anybody say anything bad about america? it is of course the world's only hope for a democratic future and the land of eternal prosperity and happiness :(


scary thing is..

i can't tell if you're joking or not.
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Jan 22 2009 10:15am

Komence
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 Komence

what? how could anybody say anything bad about america? it is of course the world's only hope for a democratic future and the land of eternal prosperity and happiness :(

Jan 22 2009 09:55am

NotSoLittleCaesar
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 NotSoLittleCaesar

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Hahaha! Obama had to get sworn in twice! Couldn't he repeat the words properly? Lol.


The person telling him the lines to say got it wrong :p
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Jan 22 2009 08:16am

Cuthalion
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 Cuthalion

Hahaha! Obama had to get sworn in twice! Couldn't he repeat the words properly? Lol.
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This comment was edited by Cuthalion on Jan 22 2009 08:16am.

Jan 22 2009 07:49am

Masta
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 Masta

pr0fits never jokes around.
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Jan 22 2009 07:15am

Monteeeeeee
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 Monteeeeeee

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that is what you get for being british!


for being british we get to die ? if i recall, if anyone says anything about america they get flamed to shit. if it was a joke throw in a cheeky grin at the end but come on dont be silly like that
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Jan 22 2009 05:44am

Tallepyon
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 Tallepyon

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that is what you get for being british!


Yeah, go buy a toothbrush or something!

Jan 22 2009 12:49am

Komence
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 Komence

that is what you get for being british!

Jan 22 2009 12:13am

Cuthalion
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 Cuthalion

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Mr Savage said: "There was one gentleman who was rather wealthy... who went back downstairs after he put his wife on the [life] boat... put on his tuxedo...went back upstairs and smoked... with the idea that if I am going die, I may as well die as a gentleman and well-dressed."


I'd have played snooker on the way out aswell. Why not, cheeky cigar, couple of frames, few whisky's, what an awesome way to go! Lol.
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Jan 21 2009 11:38pm

Maher
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 Maher

*bows to Britons* :)

Shall I say, I'm impressed...
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