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| Cossyc - Student | I am sure all you know of this site, but oh well, I'll throw in a poll too about a question that has been bothering me and my friends for quite some time. _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. | 
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| If someone would be able to lock Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Steven Seagal into a cage, which one of them would come out alive, maybe unscathed? 
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| Plo Koon - Student | If you can see Chuck Norris, then he can see you. If you can't see chuck norris you could be seconds from death _______________ Free Tibet! Click this link,and learn Here too | 
| Cossyc - Student | Allow me to say... LOL Nice stuff, acey.  Who is that Tallepyon guy? He cannot be > Chuck Norris... no one is > Chuck Norris. Except maybe CN himself. _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. | 
| Acey Spadey - Student | LOL.. I found this the other day http://gd-tangent.tsunami-art.com/view.aspx?Rec=101&Str=7 _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. Quote:  (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU! Quote:  whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!  Padawan - Henkes | 
| LEO2033 - Student   | You don't want to know who Tallepyon is. _______________ Katan's Music Bruver   History will be kind to me, for I intend to write it. - Winston Churchill | 
| Raziel Anjelis - Student   | Yeah. Who is this Talleypon anyway? _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment  DaMi3N's  400th, Trad Redav's 666th.   | 
| Tallepyon - Student   | Quote: everyone else > talleypon  enough said  spelling ftl! | 
| Raziel Anjelis - Student   | Quote: everyone else > talleypon  enough said  QFE _______________ Proud owner of El Vee For's 200th Comment, and Wicek's 2600th comment  DaMi3N's  400th, Trad Redav's 666th.   | 
| Duoi - Student   | everyone else > talleypon  enough said _______________ ask JP. I was the one that owned him. (Warlocks all the way) | 
| Tallepyon - Student   | Mr. T > Chuck Norris and Tallepyon > Chuck Norris This comment was edited by Tallepyon on Mar 31 2006 08:44pm. | 
| Acey Spadey - Student | there can never be a fight with these three guys in it.. well.. not including steven segal cause he'd just bow at them and speak bad japanese or something  ( I watch one of his movies once.. the last one was half english.. half japanese.. I had to put the bloody subtitles on to understand the movie) anyways. if you want to see how tough Mr T is. look up his "Mr T Vs" stuff.. especially what started it all. " Mr T vs Spice Girls " when I get home I'll dig up some stuff. _______________ .Lag Bro to Xanatos. Adopted Twin to Bubu. Big-Brother to SmilyKrazy ---- JATSRAD Guru, JASE Member, JA SP Mod Staff ---- The Order of the Stick -- Big thanks to Mango for my avatar -- Quote: Sometimes you've got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun. Quote:  (Random hella old quote) <Fizz of Belouve> .. in sovjet russia, cereals spit at YOU! Quote:  whats the point of growing up, if your not allowed to act childish!  Padawan - Henkes | 
| Cossyc - Student | Anyhow: the shortest way to a man's heart is through the fist of Chuck Norris. _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. | 
| Cossyc - Student | Quote: The icecream truck one was ripped off one of SNL's Bill Brasky skits. There's a few Bill Braskys in there. As a Chuck Norris-fan, I should say that those Bill Brasky skits are ripoffs of these Chuck Norris facts.   j/k   _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. | 
| Doctor-Alvis - Student   | The icecream truck one was ripped off one of SNL's Bill Brasky skits. There's a few Bill Braskys in there. _______________ Who's your news source? Chopper Four. Who's your eye in the sky? Chopper Four! Who shot Tupac Shakur? Chopper Four! This comment was edited by Doctor-Alvis on Mar 12 2006 09:54am. | 
| D@RtHM@UL - Student   | Quote: Glad they write down the stuff he reads aswell, cause he sucks at speaking. | 
| Bail Hope of Belouve - Student | "They wanted to put Chuck Norris on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard"   _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion  Want to know Vladarion? Read the Article about his life here. | 
| Cossyc - Student | Niice one.  "Too bad he never cried... EVER." _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. | 
| Jade Jedi - Retired   | Chuck Norris facts, as read by Chuck Norris.   _______________ *CLICKEH->Never risk the Fett Man|*Download my Saber here. Made by master craftsman Pink Floyd_Mintaka + his 2002 & 4000 comment's [Laz's 700th comment][BDKawika's 600th comment] & Owner of a TOWEL award!!|Master: Sared Padawans: Rage-Ball and Dante Eagle.|*Jade Jedi at The Jedi Academy Archives "There's only one Return and it's not of the King it's of the Jedi" Randal Clerks 2 The top 10 reasons why I procrastinate: 1. This comment was edited by Jade Jedi on Mar 11 2006 05:57am. | 
| Cossyc - Student | Quote: Ok, I did research, so I'm not so much of a foo' to be pitied now. However I still didn't learn who's stronger. I'd go with Mr. T because his arms seemed three times bigger than the other two's. Hey wait... one can't even be sure they would even fight, who says they are violent in normal life?   *sigh* I give up.... you....you...you... PACIFIST!   _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. | 
| Aiddat - Student   | Ok, I did research, so I'm not so much of a foo' to be pitied now. However I still didn't learn who's stronger. I'd go with Mr. T because his arms seemed three times bigger than the other two's. Hey wait... one can't even be sure they would even fight, who says they are violent in normal life?   _______________ -Aiddat, the Gran with the green blades. "You have a right to be angry, but believe me when I say you don't want to feed that emotion." - Kyle Katarn {Owner of Liso Jowol's 550th comment, Conchris Chaotic's 80th, 150th and 350th comments, Pink Floyd's 200th comment Tyrant's 695th comment, D@RTHM@UL's 10600th comment}, accidentally tricked Pink Floyd into giving me his 1700th comment, I also have Alexander D'Kana's 1950th comment, Mindrith Pride's 1850th comment and I used the same accidental trick on Lewis's 100th comment, and I have Aiddat's 1992nd comment (birthyear), and #Elmo's 450th comment. Unsuccessfully tried to prove Senor Hat's theory wrong. Click for screenshots. Padawan of R2-D2. | 
| Cossyc - Student | I do hope that you guys know that Chuck Norris has two speeds: W(alk) and K(ill). _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. | 
| Cossyc - Student | Apology accepted. I hope that you start renting all the classics of Chuck Norris, so your kid can get proper education. This is important. His future depends on it. ;P (start with Conan o'Brien's documentary-like videoclips like from.... *looks up for a good link*, yeah, here) Chuck Norris once asked for a Big Mac in a Burger King. And he got one. _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. This comment was edited by Cossyc on Feb 27 2006 01:42am. | 
| Vruki Salet - Student   | On defense of Aiddat, who doesn't know who these guys are... He's only 13. Has Chuck Norris made a movie or show since 1992? And since then Mr. T's done nothing I can think of but the ads for the cheap telephone calls thing. We told Aiddat about Mr. T before cause he's good for jokes but he must've forgotten about him. And we only have a TV with no broadcast reception or cable. It only works as a screen for our VCR and I guess I just forgot to rent all the Chuck Norris, Mr. T and Seagall movies he needs to keep on top of American culture. I'm such a bad parent... Oh and btw of course none of us have wasted a dime on seeing any stupid seagall movies in the theater so it goes without saying he doesn't know him. | 
| Masta - Jedi Council   | Classics ftw. _______________ Find out more about the Jedi Academy Aurochs here and more about Masta here! Married to Kain. | 
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Quote: I don't know... I barely know who these guys are (famous wrestlers?)... I say the winner is... Yoda... If you don't know Mr. T and Chuck Norris, you seriously need to get out more. I sort of know of Mr. T (well, I've seen his picture >_>  , but I'd never heard of Chuck Norris until people starting bandying his name about on IRC... _______________ Saving the world, one kilobyte at a time. | 
| Cossyc - Student | Quote: Just like all the movies and series that star Chuck Norris.  LIES! _______________ When Chuck Norris is late, time better slows the **** down. If you want to make God laugh... just tell Him about your plans. | 
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