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Battlin' Billy - Student  |
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I'll try to post one joke a day on here. Feel free to add a joke or 2 yourself._______________ Midbie Council Member #2 - Profile ID 2073 | Member of B@rtM@ulS@ar | Owner of Monty's 2000th comment & D@RtHM@UL's 8100th comment | Former Padawan of SilkMonkey & Arcuss JA Goaltender & NHL Fan | Fellow Rush fan to Axion|Plo Koon is my oldest JA friend Post your RL pics HERE! | Post you JK2/JK3 screenies HERE! This post was edited by doobie on Mar 02 2004 04:52pm. |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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Quote: A man saw a sign in a shop window: "Pies 50p, wanks £1." i dont et it, but the others 0wn He went in and there was a beautiful girl behind the counter, so he asked if she was the girl who gave wanks for a pound. She nodded, so he said, "Well wash your hands then, I want a pie!" |
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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A man is howing off his new flat to his mates. But they're confused by the large gong taking pride of place in the lounge. "Whats that for?" one asks. "It's my Talking Clock", the man replies. "How does it work?" his mate asks. The man gives the gong an ear-shattering blow with an unpadded hammer. Suddenly, a voice from the other side of the wall screams, "For F*!ks sake, it's twenty to two in the f*!king morning!!" _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side 
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Jake Kainite - Student 
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A man saw a sign in a shop window: "Pies 50p, wanks £1." He went in and there was a beautiful girl behind the counter, so he asked if she was the girl who gave wanks for a pound. She nodded, so he said, "Well wash your hands then, I want a pie!" _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Jake Kainite - Student
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A man is driving down a country lane, when suddenly another car comes screeching round the corner. A woman leans out of the car and shouts "Pig!!" The guy is a bit pissed off, so he leans out his window and shouts "Bitch!" He carries on round the corner and crashes into a pig.... _______________ Apprenctice of Jedi Master Ascari (deceased) Descended from a line of great Jedi Will argue any point of view from any side
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Garos - Student 
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Teeehehhehee |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless? A: It is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere. _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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N@TI - Student 
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i dont get it... _______________ Blue! blue stance for ever!!! oh ye : owner of dash's "GOM!!11!! it's purple'" *1800* comment!!! owner of Wicek 3333rd "cool guys use Yellow sabers" post. Kyle Katarn is the new jedi order BattleMaster... meaning he is better then Luke in saber fighting! HA TAKE THAT SKYWALKER FAN's! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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Quote: A man's four-year old son came home from Sunday school. When he asked the boy what he'd learned that day, the boy was quiet for a minute and then said, "Dad, have any of the men in our family had their penises criticized?" The father laughed and told him the term was 'circumcised', yet the answer was still yes. HAHA!!! _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Cheta T. Must - Student
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LOL , nice ones shang. |
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Shang Chi - Student 
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A man's four-year old son came home from Sunday school. When he asked the boy what he'd learned that day, the boy was quiet for a minute and then said, "Dad, have any of the men in our family had their penises criticized?" The father laughed and told him the term was 'circumcised', yet the answer was still yes. _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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Shang Chi - Student 
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A pretty young woman visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation. "Miss Jones," he said finally, "it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination." _______________ Thirty spokes converge on a single hub, but it is in the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the cart lies. Clay is molded to make a pot, but it is the space where there is nothing that the usefulness of the clay pot lies. Cut out doors and windows to make a room, but it is in the spaces where there is nothing that the usefulness of the room lies. Therefore, Benefit may be derived from something, but it is in nothing that we find usefulness. |
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Cheta T. Must - Student 
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Three Hamsters Insisted Nobody Knew Green Easter Eggs Kill read all first letters vertically Its an acronym , i think T.H.I.N.K-G.E.E.K This comment was edited by Cheta T. Must on Nov 17 2004 05:07am. |
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Trad Redav - Student 
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ha. haha. very punny... _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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A german sheperd dog walks into the post office to send a telegram. He sais "Wuff, wuff, wuff, wuff, wuff, wuff, wuff, wuff, wuff !" "But", the clerk said, "thats only 9 words. you can say one more word without having to pay more." "But", replied the dog, "that would make no sense !" _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Trad Redav - Student
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we have started repeating jokes. This is not good. C'mon, people! My sense of humor is limited to appreciating, and not giving, so i cannot help, but... New jokes! please! _______________ Well then. Just so you know, just because I don't post often doesn't mean I don't lurk this place multiple times every day... |
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Mic Den Octela - Student 
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urdrof has been given enough stick about that joke now lets carry on LOL @ nati  _______________ -Padawan of Virtue -Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown) |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student 
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Quote: Udrof...what the hell was that???   ....*vomit* I agree, keep the jokes civil please  _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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Seth C. Belouve - Student 
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Udrof...what the hell was that??? ....*vomit* _______________ Look unto me for I possess the blue flag!! It is more beautiful then I ever imagined! You will now worship me as if I were a god! *smack, dies* I regret nothing, I lived as few men dared dream!! Red Guy from Red Vs. Blue Series |
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N@TI - Student
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here's 1: a guy get drunk in a bar... after he almost faint all dizzy he tries to get up and walk home but he cant... he tries to get up but he fall again and again.. so he starts crowling... after 3 houers he gets to his home and go to sleep not making any noise so his wife wont know thet he went to the bar again. in the morning his wife say to him : hunny you went to thet bar again yesterday... so he asks her : how the (censord) you knew? she says : "The barman calld from the bar you forgot your wheel chair again... _______________ Blue! blue stance for ever!!! oh ye : owner of dash's "GOM!!11!! it's purple'" *1800* comment!!! owner of Wicek 3333rd "cool guys use Yellow sabers" post. Kyle Katarn is the new jedi order BattleMaster... meaning he is better then Luke in saber fighting! HA TAKE THAT SKYWALKER FAN's! |
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Lian Del Rey - Student 
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That's wrong. Nasty! _______________ slorp |
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DJK - Student 
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...Thats just Gross.. |
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ozzcoz - Cosplay Nerd 
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ew _______________ A wizard did it. |
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Udrof - Ex-Student |
there's one : the four survivors(3 men &1 women)landed on the island.The men was raping the women,because she was last women on the island After one month women said: I cant take it anymore! And she killed herself After the month males said : We cant take it anymore ! And they have buried the women's body After the month males said: We cant take it anymore!Unbury the womens body _______________ Im the Dark Traveler |
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DJK - Student 
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ROFLMAO! |
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Bail Hope of Belouve - Student
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A mother took her daughter to the doctor and asked him to give her an examination to determine the cause of her daughters swollen abdomen. It only took the doctor about 2 seconds to say "Your daughter is pregnant." The mother turned red with fury and she argued with the doctor that her daughter was a good girl and would never compromise her reputation by having sex with a boy. The doctor faced the window and silently watched the horizon. The mother became enraged and screamed, "Quit looking out the window! Aren't you paying attention to me?" "Yes, of course I am paying attention ma'am. It's just that the last time this happened, a star appeared in the East, and three wise men came. And I was hoping that they would show up again. _______________ Visit the Belouve Family Website! Quote: I try to have fun with my friends and try to make a difference as best I can. What does making a difference mean? Well, it can be as simple as saying hello, answering a question that seems obvious or heck, just talking. -- Vladarion
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