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Mike "planK"
Jedi Council
Allegedly runs this place sometimes. EU SC2: planK#293
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Kenyon - Lord of the Dance |
A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Michael Plank. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Plank, he called himself Plankcore. Now, Plankcore, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the JJ that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.
They call Edinburgh the City of easily attainable liguor. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Edinburgh and thisahere story I'm about to unfold--wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me. Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early nineties--just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the JJ here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's Plankcore, in Edinburgh, Scotland. ...and even if he's a lazy man, and JJ is certainly that--quite possibly the laziest man in the Jedi Academy. ...which would place him high in the runnin' for busiest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man. Wal, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced him enough. This comment was edited by Virtue on May 18 2007 03:00pm. |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
Well, we all know that, don't we...
Thanks for the 1500th comment though. _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
I dont really get it... But if it makes you happy. _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
Lirael - Jedi Council |
Yay I have a new permie, I must bee cool!
oh. it's just you abusing your powerz. _______________ I can write my name with my sparkler. My sparkler > your lightsabre |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
May I inquire as to the meaning of your sig? _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
Virtue - Jedi Council |
"I...I have seen a security hologram... of him... bumming Younglings"
FACEPALM _______________ Academy Architect |
Virtue - Jedi Council |
I JEDI USE MIND POWER GIVE U ERECTILE DISFUNCTION _______________ Academy Architect |
Setementor - Jedi Master |
I don't use Skype. Haven't used MSN for years, but think I'll set one up tomorrow or something, the lack of a messenger has been bugging me recently lol. |
Lian Del Rey - Student |
Yes, of course silly! In fact, I already am! _______________ slorp |
Lian Del Rey - Student |
Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me _______________ slorp |
Fullmetal D'Kana - Jedi Instructor |
Quote: I'll send her your way if I see her on MSN or something. She's away being a whore or something.
Typical Jaina. Send her my way too, you fine specimen of man, you. _______________ |
Dark D'Kana - Student |
cheers, I need to talk to Jaina asap _______________ Padawan of Jaina D'Kana Owner of Kain Sol's 400th and Zantus's 500th comment Skin found here: http://skins.thejediacademy.net/official_ja_skinpack_v1.1.zip |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
Hey, what can I say, the truth will out! _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Michael Plank. At least, that was the handle his unlucky parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Planker, he called himself Planks-core. Now, Planks-core, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the pb&j that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.
They call his house the City of easily attainable liguor. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice roaches there. 'Course, I can't say I seen one, and I never been to wallmart, and I ain't never seen no raid in there, as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing your face and your house, I'm about to unfold--wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I cant die with a frown on my face without seein' yer face first. Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 600 AD's--just about the time of your conflict with the mirror. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man. And I'm talkin' about the sammiches here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's Planks-core, in his house, Scotland. ...and even if he's a lazy man, and he is certainly that--quite possibly the laziest man in the Jedi Academy. ...which would place him high in the runnin' for creepiest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's woman as well. Wal, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced him enough, not that yer wanted me to. _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
skyler_ - Student |
*checks himself*
Hope all is well! |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
This is the second time :/
Someone doesn't like me very much, and if its not you... _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
Really? Why the ban? _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
DJ Sith - Jedi Council |
Just where the hell do you get off being so sexy and irresistible! _______________ My car is made of Nerf. |
Jaina D'Kana - Jedi Instructor |
och aye. you wee scots dun nae talk sense _______________ INTP |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
Post comments aimed at yourself on your OWN profile. _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
lolwut? _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
Lol, coming from someone who not long ago, called me his queen, despite the fact that I'm a guy... _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
Wtf?
The number for the physhchiatrist is 571 4293 9282. I Reccomend you make an appointment, and Sharpish... _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
I take it by advances, you mean my comments. Yes, I take it back. I wasnt serious you know... _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
This is getting weird.
Forget it, and PLEASE remove those comments. _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
Sajid - The Undertitled |
DEAD YOU IDIOT! DEAD! CANT YOU READ? _______________ Brother to Quill You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you, YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME! |
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