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Allegedly runs this place sometimes. EU SC2: planK#293

Location:  Edinburgh, Scotland
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Comments Made:  2066

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May 18 2007 10:46am

Kenyon
 - Lord of the Dance
 Kenyon

A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Michael Plank. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Plank, he called himself Plankcore. Now, Plankcore, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the JJ that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.

They call Edinburgh the City of easily attainable liguor. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Edinburgh and thisahere story I'm about to unfold--wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early nineties--just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man.

And I'm talkin' about the JJ here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's Plankcore, in Edinburgh, Scotland.

...and even if he's a lazy man, and JJ is certainly that--quite possibly the laziest man in the Jedi Academy.

...which would place him high in the runnin' for busiest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man.

Wal, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced him enough.

This comment was edited by Virtue on May 18 2007 03:00pm.


Oct 30 2011 01:49am

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

Well, we all know that, don't we...

Thanks for the 1500th comment though.
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Oct 29 2011 09:53pm

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

I dont really get it... But if it makes you happy.
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Oct 28 2011 11:50pm

Lirael
 - Jedi Council
 Lirael

Yay I have a new permie, I must bee cool!


oh. it's just you abusing your powerz.

:(
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Oct 28 2011 10:41pm

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

May I inquire as to the meaning of your sig?
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Oct 27 2011 11:29pm

Virtue
 - Jedi Council
 Virtue

"I...I have seen a security hologram... of him... bumming Younglings"

FACEPALM :(
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Academy Architect

Oct 27 2011 12:47pm

Virtue
 - Jedi Council
 Virtue

I JEDI USE MIND POWER GIVE U ERECTILE DISFUNCTION
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Academy Architect

Oct 27 2011 02:41am

Setementor
 - Jedi Master
 Setementor

I don't use Skype. Haven't used MSN for years, but think I'll set one up tomorrow or something, the lack of a messenger has been bugging me recently lol.

Oct 23 2011 06:40pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

Yes, of course silly! In fact, I already am! :eek:
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slorp

Oct 22 2011 11:39pm

Lian Del Rey
 - Student
 Lian Del Rey

Hey boy, I really wanna see if you can go downtown with a girl like me
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slorp

Oct 01 2011 11:45pm

Fullmetal D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Fullmetal D'Kana

Quote:
I'll send her your way if I see her on MSN or something. She's away being a whore or something.


Typical Jaina. Send her my way too, you fine specimen of man, you.
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Sep 29 2011 12:13pm

Dark D'Kana
 - Student
 Dark D'Kana

cheers, I need to talk to Jaina asap
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Sep 17 2011 08:03pm

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

Hey, what can I say, the truth will out!
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Sep 13 2011 10:00pm

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Michael Plank. At least, that was the handle his unlucky parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Planker, he called himself Planks-core. Now, Planks-core, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the pb&j that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.

They call his house the City of easily attainable liguor. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice roaches there. 'Course, I can't say I seen one, and I never been to wallmart, and I ain't never seen no raid in there, as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing your face and your house, I'm about to unfold--wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I cant die with a frown on my face without seein' yer face first.

Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early 600 AD's--just about the time of your conflict with the mirror. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man.

And I'm talkin' about the sammiches here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's Planks-core, in his house, Scotland.

...and even if he's a lazy man, and he is certainly that--quite possibly the laziest man in the Jedi Academy.

...which would place him high in the runnin' for creepiest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's woman as well.

Wal, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced him enough, not that yer wanted me to.
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Aug 23 2011 03:58pm

skyler_
 - Student
 skyler_

*checks himself*
Hope all is well! :D

Aug 23 2011 01:44am

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

This is the second time :/

Someone doesn't like me very much, and if its not you...

:confused:
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Aug 22 2011 05:16pm

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

Really? Why the ban?
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Aug 22 2011 01:11pm

DJ Sith
 - Jedi Council
 DJ Sith

Just where the hell do you get off being so sexy and irresistible!
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Aug 10 2011 08:35pm

Jaina D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Jaina D'Kana

och aye. you wee scots dun nae talk sense
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INTP

Aug 09 2011 09:30pm

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

Post comments aimed at yourself on your OWN profile.
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Brother to Quill

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YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!


Aug 09 2011 09:20pm

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

lolwut?
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YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!


Aug 09 2011 04:04am

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

Lol, coming from someone who not long ago, called me his queen, despite the fact that I'm a guy...
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Brother to Quill

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Aug 08 2011 05:39pm

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

Wtf?

The number for the physhchiatrist is 571 4293 9282.

I Reccomend you make an appointment, and Sharpish...
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Brother to Quill

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YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!


Aug 08 2011 11:30am

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

I take it by advances, you mean my comments. Yes, I take it back. I wasnt serious you know...
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Brother to Quill

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Aug 07 2011 09:04pm

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

This is getting weird.

Forget it, and PLEASE remove those comments. :eek:
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Aug 06 2011 10:35pm

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

DEAD YOU IDIOT! DEAD! CANT YOU READ?:empire::empire::empire:
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