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Red vs. blue quotes!!!!
Nov 01 2004 02:56pm

Raziel Anjelis
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Raziel Anjelis
Hey people plz put your fave RvB quotes in here!!
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To pwn, or not to pwn....that is my question..
Does RvB pwn?

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Jan 03 2005 05:47am

Acey Spadey
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 Acey Spadey

shotgun!!
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Dec 22 2004 05:42pm

Apologetic
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 Apologetic

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OOOOH ya this ones from one of the first few episodes



Tucker "so what are they doing now?"

Church "Gawd da*n I'm getting so sick of answering that question!"

Tucker "Hey! Don't B**** at me, your the one with the F***ing rifle! You dont expect me to stand over here and play with my D*** all day!

Church "ok ok theyre standing there and talking. thats what theydo, thats all they ever do, thats what they were doing last week, thats what they were doing when you asked me five minutes ago, and five minutes from now when you ask me,"what are they doing?" my answers gunna be they'er still just standing there and they'll still be talking."

Tucker "oh.... What are they talking about?"

Church "You know what...I fu*kin hate you..."



(Sorry just Had to fix that)
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This comment was edited by Apologetic on Dec 22 2004 05:44pm.

Dec 22 2004 03:15pm

Kellson
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You forgot to take my spoon.
You mean...
Thats right! I ATE my way out!

-Conversation between Sarge and Griff at Sarge's 'funeral'.
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Dec 22 2004 02:38pm

Turtle
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It's not pink! It's just very very light red!
Look sarge, sleeping people!
Can i push the button?
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Dec 22 2004 05:11am

Italian Ice
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 Italian Ice

Sarge "ok Simmons here's the plan..."

Boom, jeep gets shot by the tank and filps, sarge and simmons run in the base

Simmons "wanna finish telling me the plan sir?"
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It's funny how many people know they have the right to remain silent, yet never do.

Dec 22 2004 05:07am

Italian Ice
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 Italian Ice

OOOOH ya this ones from one of the first few episodes



Tucker "so what are they doing now?"

Church "I'm getting sick and tired of that question!"

Tucker "Hey! Don't B**** at me, your the one with the F***ing rifle! You dont expect me to stand over here and play with my D*** all day!

Church "there standing there and talking. thats what they were doing last week, thats what they were doing five minutes ago, and five minutes from now when you ask me, they'll still be standing there and they'll still be talking."

Tucker "oh.... What are they talking about?"
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It's funny how many people know they have the right to remain silent, yet never do.

This comment was edited by Italian Ice on Dec 22 2004 05:12am.

Dec 22 2004 04:13am

Kellson
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We must protect this house! We must protect this house! This house! We must protect this house! This is our house!
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Dec 21 2004 10:15pm

Vaughn
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 Vaughn

RvB? Ive got a few of the old ones...
"Im going for the jeep... cover me"

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Dec 13 2004 10:55pm

solitude
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 solitude

Quote:
Quote:
what is RvB?


RvB or RedvsBlue
is a machanima[cant spell that good] which is movies , or shows made by using video games.
RvB is a machanima made by using halo.
and some editing effects, not alot but when they need to . yea
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cool, ty:)
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Dec 13 2004 10:09pm

Kellson
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1....2...3. Aw, you backstabbing c***bite!

I AM MICHEAL J. CABOOSE, AND I HATE BABIES!
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Dec 10 2004 02:03am

Cheta T. Must
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 Cheta T. Must

Quote:
and as i was saying lets see im only doing fast typing of what they say.
"what happens if Tex's fixes Shela?"
"I will go tell the other team if she does"
"What?!WHY???!!!!!!!"
"Is that the girl who chucked a grenade on my head?"
"Yes."
"That little B***** isn't getting away this time!"
chucks a plasma grenade and hits the fixed tank i jsut wanted to add
"HEY REMEMBER ME , THREE POINTS YA DIRTY WHORE"and kills Tex.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEX!"
"Oh crap now Church has a body to use!"
"Oh crap never thought of that.RUNNNNNN!"


I jUSt waNTeD To aDd SOMethInG tO thIs Quote.

This comment was edited by Cheta T. Must on Dec 10 2004 02:04am.

Dec 10 2004 02:01am

Cheta T. Must
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 Cheta T. Must

Quote:
what is RvB?


RvB or RedvsBlue
is a machanima[cant spell that good] which is movies , or shows made by using video games.
RvB is a machanima made by using halo.
and some editing effects, not alot but when they need to . yea
.

Dec 09 2004 02:34am

Dicemaster
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 Dicemaster

"kill the blues kill the blues kill the blues kill the blues kill the blues kill the blues kill the blues kill the blues kill the blues kill the blues kill the blues kill the blues"



"EVERYONE EVERYONE LOOK ONTO ME I POSSES THE BLUE FLAG"
"its more beautiful then i ever imagined"
"I have seen the top of the mountain, and you will worship me as though i were a God!"
*multiple melees*
"I regret nothing, i lived as few men dared to dream!"

Red- "Hey blue were the only two left, lets work together!"
Blue- "What do you mean?"
Red- "I'm coming out!"
Blue- "ok, i'm coming out too! what did you mean we could work as a team?"
Melee
Red-"I bash you in the head with my rifle and you die! good team work you F**king noob, Good game good game everybody GG man GG"
Episode 39=the best ever
-Dice
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Dec 09 2004 02:18am

StarFox
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 StarFox

Quote:
Quote:
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"Wait, Tex is a girl? No wonder she didn't like me......girls never like me."
"Kaboose, I don't think anyone likes you."
"I like me!"

its Caboose u silly imposterust

He shot his name on the wall.....................
Imposterust? Don't insult me. :P I don't have Halo, I've just seen the RvB movies, so I don't know how to spell it.

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Dec 04 2004 06:39pm

Trelane
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 Trelane

Sweet Gibbly Gibs!

Dec 04 2004 01:14am

solitude
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 solitude

what is RvB?
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Dec 04 2004 01:09am

Ashyr
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 Ashyr

Quote:
Quote:
"Wait, Tex is a girl? No wonder she didn't like me......girls never like me."
"Kaboose, I don't think anyone likes you."
"I like me!"

its Caboose u silly imposterust


Imposterust? Don't insult me. :P I don't have Halo, I've just seen the RvB movies, so I don't know how to spell it.
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Dec 04 2004 12:39am

StarFox
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 StarFox

and as i was saying lets see im only doing fast typing of what they say.
"what happens if Tex's fixes Shela?"
"I will go tell the other team if she does"
"What?!WHY???!!!!!!!"
"Is that the girl who chucked a grenade on my head?"
"Yes."
"That little B***** isn't getting away this time!"
chucks a plasma grenade and hits the fixed tank and kills Tex.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TEX!"
"Oh crap now Church has a body to use!"
"Oh crap never thought of that.RUNNNNNN!"
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Dec 04 2004 12:35am

StarFox
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 StarFox

Quote:
"Wait, Tex is a girl? No wonder she didn't like me......girls never like me."
"Kaboose, I don't think anyone likes you."
"I like me!"

its Caboose u silly imposterust

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Dec 01 2004 06:02pm

Ashyr
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 Ashyr

"Wait, Tex is a girl? No wonder she didn't like me......girls never like me."
"Kaboose, I don't think anyone likes you."
"I like me!"
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Dec 01 2004 04:11am

Apologetic
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 Apologetic

Quote:
Quote:
Not twitch you imbisile TOGGLE)

Keep it civil Apologetic. You're most probably as human as DJK is so take into account that humans do mistakes and do have feelings. :)




WOAH WOAH WOAH guys lol

It wasn't a SERIOUS comment, I guess seeing it makes it look that way but that was in COMPLETELY wrong tone. Like when someone does something stuipid and u say "nice job smart one". It's not a real insult but like a joke between freinds ^_^ *Hugs DJK*




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"Wait aren't we stranded?"
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"So what happens to the people that were blonw to the past?"
"I dunno but they get to see the coolest da*n apocolyps(***!)

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Dec 01 2004 01:13am

Cheta T. Must
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 Cheta T. Must

Quote:
Church- Doc go over there and cover Caboose
Doc- I can't cover him I only help people, unless he's hurt I'm not going over there!
Church- Alright *BANG*
Caboose- OW DAMN IT, u shot my foot, I can't believe you shot my foot!!!
Church- DON"T EVEN START CABOOSE!!!

(sorry thats my fav, you'd have to see alot of the first episodes for that to make sense :))
That was one of my favorites.


Nov 30 2004 10:51pm

Liet
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 Liet

"All i hear is that voice, you know telling us to kill all our friends before the have a chance to kill us!
"...."
"what you guys dont hear that?"
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"church, if we pick the wrong one...(whispers) you could explode -_-"
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"im sure there is some philisophical lesson to be learned from all this." "something about the dangers of technology and the unwaivering pride of mankind?" "no, something about hiring better help that doesnt just stand around watching you die!"
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theres many many more


:cool::cool::D

Nov 30 2004 06:22pm

Bail Hope of Belouve
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 Bail Hope of Belouve

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Yeah, I've never seen this either. Is it on the internet, television, videos, dvds? Clue some of us in that haven't seen this. It sounds great!!! XD

www.redvsblue.com
They don't host all episodes though :(
But I heard that you can find all episodes by Googling :)

Rooster Teeth (the makers of redvsblue) also have 'The Strangerhood' which is made with The Sims 2 :P
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Nov 30 2004 05:45pm

Koyi Donita
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 Koyi Donita

Yeah, I've never seen this either. Is it on the internet, television, videos, dvds? Clue some of us in that haven't seen this. It sounds great!!! XD
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