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Allegedly runs this place sometimes. EU SC2: planK#293

Location:  Edinburgh, Scotland
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May 18 2007 10:46am

Kenyon
 - Lord of the Dance
 Kenyon

A way out west there was a fella, fella I want to tell you about, fella by the name of Michael Plank. At least, that was the handle his lovin' parents gave him, but he never had much use for it himself. This Plank, he called himself Plankcore. Now, Plankcore, that's a name no one would self-apply where I come from. But then, there was a lot about the JJ that didn't make a whole lot of sense to me. And a lot about where he lived, like- wise. But then again, maybe that's why I found the place s'durned innarestin'.

They call Edinburgh the City of easily attainable liguor. I didn't find it to be that exactly, but I'll allow as there are some nice folks there. 'Course, I can't say I seen London, and I never been to France, and I ain't never seen no queen in her damn undies as the fella says. But I'll tell you what, after seeing Edinburgh and thisahere story I'm about to unfold--wal, I guess I seen somethin' ever' bit as stupefyin' as ya'd see in any a those other places, and in English too, so I can die with a smile on my face without feelin' like the good Lord gypped me.

Now this story I'm about to unfold took place back in the early nineties--just about the time of our conflict with Sad'm and the Eye-rackies. I only mention it 'cause some- times there's a man--I won't say a hee-ro, 'cause what's a hee-ro?--but sometimes there's a man.

And I'm talkin' about the JJ here-- sometimes there's a man who, wal, he's the man for his time'n place, he fits right in there--and that's Plankcore, in Edinburgh, Scotland.

...and even if he's a lazy man, and JJ is certainly that--quite possibly the laziest man in the Jedi Academy.

...which would place him high in the runnin' for busiest worldwide--but sometimes there's a man. . . sometimes there's a man.

Wal, I lost m'train of thought here. But--aw hell, I done innerduced him enough.

This comment was edited by Virtue on May 18 2007 03:00pm.


Mar 28 2014 12:52pm

†Johauna Darkrider†
 - Student
 †Johauna Darkrider†

DERP! :P:P
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Johauna's Bio | When I am GRANDMASTER...! | StarCraft II Protoss Learner | Wannabe GrandMaster Leaguer | How to NOT play StarCraft II Specialist

Dec 25 2013 07:05pm

Dash Starlight
 - Jedi Instructor
 Dash Starlight

Merry Christmas!
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The name is Bond. James Bond.

Jul 08 2013 04:28pm

Masta
 - Jedi Instructor
 Masta

I'd just like to take the time to say that I greatly approve of your profile picture.
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Find out more about the Jedi Academy Aurochs here and more about Masta here!
Married to Kain.


Mar 27 2013 07:29pm

Jaina D'Kana
 - Jedi Instructor
 Jaina D'Kana

I'm just reading through the old comments on my profile, and notice a lot of them are you insulting me :( or threatening the penguins...
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INTP

Dec 25 2012 09:05am

Dash Starlight
 - Jedi Instructor
 Dash Starlight

Merry Christmas Mike! :)
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The name is Bond. James Bond.

Nov 22 2012 03:49pm

Sauce
 - =^.^=
 Sauce

did you ban jk13???

edit: why did you ban him man?

This comment was edited by Sauce on Nov 30 2012 02:45pm.

Nov 19 2012 06:21am

Lady Gaga
 - Student
 Lady Gaga

Ohhhhh you know. ;)
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Who's going to make the cake when I'm gone? You? fine, keep doing whatever it is you think you are doing. killing you and giving you good advice are not mutually exclusive.

Nov 18 2012 11:40am

Lady Gaga
 - Student
 Lady Gaga

I am over you and your crazy BS!!!
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Who's going to make the cake when I'm gone? You? fine, keep doing whatever it is you think you are doing. killing you and giving you good advice are not mutually exclusive.

Nov 04 2012 11:27pm

Trooper!
 - Student
 Trooper!

After all those years of working together I can't believe that Spielberg wouldn't like to try his hand at an EP. But then he did produce Transformers !!!
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Honor those better than you would yourself.

Nov 04 2012 04:30am

Trooper!
 - Student
 Trooper!

Blueberry ROFLs :D:D
All those greats and you single out Micheal?
I hope you noticed I misspelled his name!
Besides, there are no helicopters in Star Wars and he will be busy with the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle trilogy anyway :P
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Honor those better than you would yourself.

Sep 25 2012 07:54pm

Kenwan Obiobi
 - Student

Good God...! They made you a member of the 'Jedi Council'?
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Pink Floyd rules! (not the band) Being single means you can fart without explanation...

Aug 21 2012 11:44pm

Pomi
 - Student
 Pomi

Hello! Thank you.
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"Jayne, your mouth is talking. You might wanna look to that."

Aug 13 2012 08:05am

Nomi D'Kana
 - Student
 Nomi D'Kana

**I am alive**

:D
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"The crystal is the heart of the blade. The heart is the crystal of the Jedi. The Jedi is the crystal of the Force. The Force is the blade of the heart." Master Luminara

Jul 30 2012 01:17am

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

I have been known to partake of the fruit that is Starcraft. :P
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-Padawan of Virtue
-Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak
Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! "KEITARO! You perv!" *melee* "We live and learn... and then we die... and forget it all." - Jimmy Carr Aryniadarel - WoW Darkmoon Faire
Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown)


Jul 28 2012 03:36pm

Mic Den Octela
 - Student
 Mic Den Octela

Mike... I love you.

Play SC2 with me.
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-Padawan of Virtue
-Brother of Menaxia, *|irael, Krynn Adept, Majno, Ris Win Juljul, DaMi3N, Beowulf, Dash Starlight, Carrock and Yuken Zalak
Bartender at Munes bar. Sir Mic of Nippledom! "KEITARO! You perv!" *melee* "We live and learn... and then we die... and forget it all." - Jimmy Carr Aryniadarel - WoW Darkmoon Faire
Proudly beating Wang, since '07. (Crackdown)


Jul 12 2012 06:23pm

Casual
 - Student
 Casual

Dude, I come over here first time since like the 90s, and you're a council member? That's Star Trek mirror universe level stuff, bro!

Good to see the community up and running, man I miss those days we'd go all super-gay on each other, Mook, you and me:) that's almost 10 years ago?!
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Thanks to the human heart by which we live,
Thanks to its tenderness, its joys, and fears,
To me the meanest flower that blows can give
Thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears.


Jul 03 2012 07:41am

SilkMonkey
 - Distributor of Cold Ones
 SilkMonkey

JJ gimme a permie.

Please?
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|-HK-47 -SilkMonkey: You are receiving a warning for being_too_sexy. If you do not stop, action will be taken against you.|| (11:13:43) � Virtue dances for Silk ||Smiling owner of Smilykrazy's 6000th comment =) ||Odan Wei's Proud Big Brother|| Janus is my official TaruTaru Cuddly Animal Type Person. ||(@Virtue) Or you could just be a man and set fire to your genitals.....you won't fall asleep for days after that.......trust me.||Thomas Skywalker er for sexy for sitt eget beste!!!!| Not changing sig until the JA loosens up. (Started: Aug 31, 2005)

May 11 2012 09:15pm

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

Ah minecraft?
I have my own server you can join. If you're interested I can PM you the IP.
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Brother to Quill

You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you,
YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!


May 11 2012 04:49am

Sajid
 - The Undertitled
 Sajid

Ahh! Stop changing your avatar!
Btw, you don't happen to play TF2 do you?
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Brother to Quill

You don't understand. I'm not locked in here with you,
YOUR LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME!


May 08 2012 09:08am

Komence
 - Student
 Komence

sry m8 was just quoting ice cube :alliance::alliance::empire::cool::cool:

May 04 2012 08:12pm

Xanatos
 - Student
 Xanatos

I don't think ill be coming back... :)
Hope you're doing well. You fighter you!
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Apr 25 2012 07:04pm

ZantuS
 - Student
 ZantuS

BATTLE WE SHALL.:alliance::empire:
Just lemme find you on IRC. :P
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Happiness is the ability to say "So what?"


Apr 20 2012 07:51pm

Mister Clutch
 - Student
 Mister Clutch

Quote:
I changed your name, somebody might get their feelings hurt by that. :P

OKAY :empire::empire::empire:

Apr 19 2012 07:16pm

SmilykrazyDonita
 - Retired
 SmilykrazyDonita

I took your advice lol
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RIP MOM 06/29/58-07/31/08 Married to Koyi Donita 4/30/11

Apr 16 2012 11:32pm

Cloud Senatu
 - Student
 Cloud Senatu

Most certainly!


:alliance: Cloud Senatu :empire:

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